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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Before You Sell, Remove the Sex Toys
There are so many rules to follow when you're selling a house! Like, don't leave sex toys lying around the bathroom when you take photos for the online listing—the way this realtor did! How could you forget to remove this before showing the house and why would anyone even have this out and on the tank? That reminds me to give Max a call!!!
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Hahahahahaha! Oops!
ReplyDeleteTo this day I am still horrified that i did that!
ReplyDeleteSeriously? That's so...bizarre.
ReplyDeleteOh, I thought he was talking about my neighbors.
ReplyDeleteOh... that's what my real estate agent meant when he said "Get rid of all these f**king dildo's" when he was helping me sell my house.
ReplyDeleteSee, that's the classic blunder right there!!!! How embrassing! Mistress how can you post this?
ReplyDeleteThe person selling it wasn't very tight either, judging by the size of that dildo.
ReplyDeleteThey make all manner of scented candles these days.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this where evrybody keeps there's?
ReplyDeleteI've got a friend who used to be a plumber. He went to this lady's house to fix her kitchen sink. He got down and starting pulling out all the stuff under the sink when he came across a 6-pack of dildos. Like... a 6-pack. He wasn't sure what to do with it, so he just handed it to the lady.
ReplyDeleteShe freaked out, dropped the dildos, and just ran out of the house. And didn't come back. He finished fixing her sink and left.
See, that's why I like the Lelo stuff or glass dildos, because they look so artsy that unless you *know* what it is, you'll think it's art or something.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, some buyers like to purchase the...ahem...appliances along with the house. It could be a major selling point in the right market.
ReplyDeletebtw... Reminds you to call Max? Have him give me a jingle, will ya?
ReplyDeleteare you sure the dildo doesn't convey? perhaps the new owner forgot to pack theirs, and who wants to rush out the first night and fine a 24 hour sex shop. kabuki thinks this is very thoughtful
ReplyDeleteBizzy Lizzy thanks for stopping by and welcome honey!
ReplyDeleteKabuki- well you do have a point. It could have been a house warming gift I guess!
Oh Bob!
ReplyDeleteBizzy Lizzy makes an excellent point here... I 2nd that thought! Post and comments till have me LMAO
ReplyDeleteLOL! I've told my daughter-in-law which drawer to get rid of the contents of if anything happens to me. Maybe I'll have gotten rid of them before I die. My son needs to be protected since it's different when it's his mother. I can't tell him things I can tell her, either. TMI?
ReplyDeletelol! Now that is funny!
ReplyDeleteOh please, that is a starter one!
ReplyDeleteYes! I truly agree that you should remove any sex toys in your house if you are selling it.
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