The Minx is Baaaaaaaaack

Well, hellllooooo there darlings! I've just arrived back to the abode from what seems like just forever since I was gone, but I'm happy to report the Mistress had a glorious time while away. And good gawd, was it hot as hell! Most days it was well over 95 degrees and last week the average temp was around 99 to 103 degrees! Do you know how much baby powder and MAC the Mistress goes through to keep this fresh look? Ah well, thank God all the fine establishments where I was severed nice refreshing spirits. And the good news was I got a call from the grand pooba asking if I would like a couple extra days vacay! Why hell yes! So the Mistress will be off till Wednesday now. While away I did much relaxation, and helped the mother get all her little projects done, and we even had a hoot on the fourth with my visiting family for a fourth of July picnic. I couldn't believe how handsome my cousins are getting already. They even brought over these colorful sparklers things you hold in your hands. They only things was they kept pointing in my direction, toward my coif, and reminded them several times their auntie my go up in flames real quick, so point them in that direction! Of course I also made many wonderful dishes.

Some wonderful grilled salmon with shrimp skewers and green beans.



Grilled citrus and lime pork with grilled corn and green peppers.


Lobster tail with corn and broccoli.


There was also a wonderful day spent with my good friends, The Capital Street Duo as well as some drinks with them another night. The Dame Courtney and the Mistress spent a day of vintage which I'll share later. I also was able to see at long last, my dear friend Andromeda Strain. We hadn't see each other in a long while, and spent four hours at the Red Door, eating dinner and drinking mojitos! She is older then the Mistress, and comes from the gays of the eighties and Fire Island,so her stories are always very interesting, fun and moving in some cases. There was a chocolate mud body wrap and massage at the posh Hershey Spa, which was interesting. All I wanted to do was eat myself! More later. And then their was all the partying with the boys! Since the Mistress is a lady I won't go into details but she was keeping several "suitors" at bay! It was even suggested the Mistress start a sister blog to tell of her other hi jinks. A Day With The Mistress-Uncut! I will decline that offer. But all I'll say is Mistress Maddie #1 Fan and his guest were quite the hand full. Why they need to be put on ice!!! Anywho, now I must get around here and put every thing away since my house boy somehow went missing in action and their are a couple cold beers calling. And if Tranny Beth, Auntie Flame, and Kailyn not to mention my dear friend and sister, Mame, aka David Dust, read this, I am so sorry for any dronken messages you may have received. But you know the Mistress! Tootles.