Anyone who know the Mistress knows I'm very HOT for Marc Jacobs! So needless to say when the ad for his new cologne for men came this month, I melted!!! Just spread eagle, naked as a new born, nestled in allllll that bent metal! Doesn't me just melt in your mouth? We were at the Marc Jacobs showroom last week for a seminar on the fall goods, not the ones I wanted to see though, and since the Mistress's company is going to be the first to launch the fragrance, we got all kinds of goodies and a bottle of Bang. They could have kept the bottle, and he could have given me a bang later!!! It was a fun day, even thought I didn't see my future second boyfriend. I wanted to run some of my ideas to him that I will be implementing in our store to support the fragrance. But that's alright, I'm sure he would approve. And the rep gave me a poster like the one above for my office workroom, which is up already. Now Marc if you seem to find this stop dating! I'm sure my Boy-Toy could loan me out on some kind of schedule. Just email the Mistress. Trust me, you won't be disappointed handsome!
This is the fellow with the SpongeBob tattoo? You are wonderfully forgiving!
ReplyDeleteFroggy I can't explain it either, I think I'm a minortiy on this one! LOL!
ReplyDeleteJacobs is looking like wrapped meat or something. Bang: the new barbecue sauce! aND i KNOW YOU WOULD LICK THAT MAN CLEAN!
ReplyDeleteThis ad is far from intriguing or clever. It is just overtly greasy and cheap sex looking. BANG implies to me just base and the crass. Honey, I don't know what you see in him either!
ReplyDeleteI know the ad is supposed to be sexy or something, but it's not. Actually it's rather funnily grotesque! Although the foil is sort of intresting.
ReplyDeleteit is a very hot ad
ReplyDeleteDoes this come with a free penicillin shot?
ReplyDeleteNot cool, Mistress.
If this happens, I may have to molest a gay Republican, just to even the outrage.
This has nothing to do avec this post, but I just had to say, I LOVE your flexible man in the sidebar. Hot booty!
ReplyDeleteBang, Bang... he shot me dead...
ReplyDeleteZizzle fashizzle. I'm sure the cologne is a good bang for the buck!
ReplyDeleteBoohoo cry me a river.This Marc versus Tom is pretty ridiculous to me.I enjoy both of them.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Ads,It's actually not that bad.Marc is such sweet guy, met him a few times, gotta love him.
It makes me giggle..after looking at ads where women are exploited and pushed to the straight up limit of pure porn, this is humerous. I love the geek of it all, but it is also inspiring to this lifelong geek. Jacobs reinvented himself..expressing a balls out confidence that any geek would envy. Work it Marc Jacobs and continue to explore your inner Master of the Universe! I think he is pretty sexy!
ReplyDeleteWell if your in trouble over this Mistress I'll take him off your hands, I too think he is hot as hell!
ReplyDeleteI think that I am too under a Marc Jacobs spell! It may be extremely porno and too much, but I love it! He's confident in himself and I think it looks great. Its suppose to be over the top and draw attention. Its Marc Jacobs! And part of the fashion world. If I recently lost weight like he has, I'd want the world to see me!! Its called Bang!!! Its funny!! It isnt suppose to be full of class and elegance. Its just plain FUN & CORKY!! I LUV U MJ!! !
ReplyDeleteGreat ads!! I'll have to see how it smells. :-)
ReplyDeleteAs skanky as he looks, he gets me going too! Lets tag him!
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