Thursday, September 10, 2009

TOPS AND BOTTOMS

A friend of mine emailed me this funny snippet from the Sword the other day regarding tops and bottoms. The sword sifted through tons and tons of Craigs list ads and tabelated where the tops and bottoms are in the country. I have to say I was a wee bit shocked to see their wasn't more tops in the south. I have always found the men down there to be very forward and go after what they want. Something I admire. Here is the chart which accompanied the email. You may have to click to enlarge it.



The Mistress was completely stunned to see that the top three contenders for the most bottoms were Houston, Miami, and San Francisco. When we were just out in San Fran and the men were rubbing up against the Mistress's groin area .I thought they just needed to be itched! But Atlanta doesn't surprise me at all as having a lot of tops.All I'm say'in is the Mistress had a lovely time when she visited there several years ago! Plus there is no mention at all of the Mid-Western boys. Which way do you suppose they swing? Is your city on here? All I know is I'm glad to see Philadelphia isn't on here. The men in this city are just like the Mistress -versatile!

11 comments:

  1. Mistress Maddie #1 Fan9/10/2009

    All I'm asying is I'm from New York City. LOL!

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  2. This is funny as hell! Versatile heh! Out here it doesn't surprise me all the bottoms at all! A nice ass is something nice to have. What can I say, I'm a ass man.

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  3. Sorry everyone, inside Mamie/Maddie joke:

    Versa-TILE!!!!! LOL!

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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  4. Anonymous9/10/2009

    Dang. Minneapolis isn't on here. But, I've lived here for 8 years and I can tell you a nickname: Land of 10,000 Bottoms.

    Which, is a very good thing for me!

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  5. Doesn't surprise me! The men in Houston are pigs! And I mean that in the most loving, accepting way! Only I guess they are the ones accepting, n'est ce pas?

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  6. Versatile! We love a good versatile one out here! Me personally will do whatever it takes to get a job done! The bootom in the south doesn't surprise me, they have always been big old submissive bottoms there. I think it's the heat.

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  7. Boy Toy9/11/2009

    Must....not....comment...

    *bites tongue*

    (versatile my ass...)

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  8. Thank you for this piece of information, we now know where to plan our next trip!
    :)

    XXOO

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  9. Mistress, I can't believe we are discussing tops and bottoms! My little group of boys of course, all claim to be tops. Yea right! I would think the guys on the east coast would do whatever just to feel good. You know how you boys are! I think there is probably more bottoms than tops though.

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  10. Batina9/11/2009

    Tops and bottoms? Oh lord.

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  11. Boy-Toy will be dealt with later!

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