Meanwhile, Ms. Moorecock can be such a piece of work. You know what she said to me last night? Mistress, do you know what politicians have in common with sperm? I said, What, Ms. Moorecock. She said Because... only one in a million becomes a human being!
Then she asked me, if Christians read the Bible to get closer to God, then what do atheists read to intensify their disbelief? I said what Ms. Moorecock? The Bible.
But some days she can be such an idiot. She came to me the other day and said Mistress, you know that sperm bank I went to the other day had its own food court? I said really Ms Moorecock? She said - Yes, but unfortunately it was only a Jack in the Box.
And the Lad is just as bad. He asked me if I knew what guys put over their ears to make them more attractive? I said no what? Their knees!
sigh..........
Well this certainly gave me a groaner!!
ReplyDeleteAnd it wasn't balder half that gave you the groaner!!!!!!
DeleteJack in the Box, GROAN!
ReplyDeleteWill you be taking this on the road?
ReplyDeleteOh dear....I've had various acts on the road.
DeleteHahaha!! Thanks for the giggles this morning!
ReplyDeleteOhhh so the knees, huh??
ReplyDeleteThe Lad may be on to something....
Also, Fuck the turtle.
XOXO
And how did no one ever mention Granny Clampett before? Also, thanks to Granny's kid at the start, that’s who I imagined with his knees up (Mother Brown). It did NOT make him more attractive!
ReplyDeleteLe 'Sour-Puss' Mc Misérable, si destructeur et vicieux pour l'Amerique. :(
ReplyDeleteLa marionnette de Poutine pour détruire l'Europe.
-Beau Mec à Deauville
Ah, yes, I see it in the nose.
ReplyDeleteNot to open that grimaced mouth and chin.
DeleteLOL. But, my goodness, did you have to disparage Granny Clampett like that? She probably would've drown that as soon as it came out. 😉🤣
ReplyDeleteI agree with The Lad!
ReplyDeleteNow I can't look at Granny Clampett any longer!
Poor Granny Clampett.
DeleteAt least Granny's son, the turtle, is leaving the Republican leadership. Not soon enough, but maybe he'll freeze up in a day or two and not unfreeze. Ms. Moorecock is quite the joker. I don't think I can take much more of the fun.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Oh yes Janie.....a regular RIOT I tell ya.
DeleteJust this morning I was thinking of doing a blog-post myself on the Bible - and now I read your 2nd para above. Ha ha! - but so very true!
ReplyDeleteIt really is isn't? I sure hope your doing well. Just think, spring is right around the corner.
DeleteOne in a million politicians being a human being is rather unlikely. When you become a politician you have to swear to leave all the good traits of being human behind and concentrate on being one of the most seriously unpleasant beings on the planet.....and the queue to turn into a politician is never ending.
ReplyDeleteI just like to think they are badly constipated.
DeleteThere are cures to constipation but not to being a politician.
DeleteThanks for making me giggle. Gigi
ReplyDeleteI can see you doing stand-up, in drag - thanks for the morning giggles.
ReplyDeleteInsult comic!!!!
DeleteI found the JITB joke hysterical. The restaurant chain got started here, so now I'm wondering which one is located near a sperm bank!
ReplyDeleteWell, if there is creme in it...beware!
DeleteToo Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteif I were there, not even the millionth would become a human being, because I would swallow them all.
ReplyDeleteThat's good to know. What are your plans for say, oh Friday evening?
Deletebut you already knew that!
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