LATE NIGHT CHUCKLE

Can you believe someone left this on my door! Which of you did this?

HBO's star drag queen, Eureka O'Hara of We're Here,  has announced that she will transition from an elephant into a whale. I'm kidding. But I do hear she is transiting and having her penis removed...as soon as she can find it.  In other Drag Race news, it was nice to see Drag Racer luminary Shangela on Dancing with the Stars. It was great to see Shangla could lose on a straight show too.

For my cat lovers.... 

You'll be happy to know that Kristie Alley, the ex-Jenny Craig spokes model, is finally keeping the weigh off. And would you believe I only just heard Aaron Carter is dead and was found in a bathtub? Still, it's wonderful that younger stars are still being influenced by Whitney Houston.

Meanwhile...in Santos land. He landed a role in a movie!

Geroge Santos, the newly appointed GOP congressman from Queens was recently busted when he claimed he was Jewish. He was apprehended when he paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham at d'Agostino's.

Say what you will, but I do believe he did graduate with high honors. I have personally seen his diploma. With a dual major yet!!!!

On another front,  this explains a lot.

One night, these two drunken queens were walking home on a boy's night out and passing by a cemetery, when they had to #2 real bed. So, they head in.  With no toilet paper, the first one drops his drawers, does his business, wipes with his briefs and tossed them away. The second does his business, takes a ribbon laying upon a tombstone and wipes with that. The next day, the spouses call each other, and the first one says, "Can you believe when he came home last night, he didn't have any underwear on?"  And the second replied, 'Well, you think that's bad, my boyfriend came home and had a card stuck behind his butt cheeks that read, We'll never forget you, Thanks for everything, signed- the fire department. 

Why do priest appreciate well-mannered children?

Because they don't spit!