You know I love me some cakes. This would so be me in the store saying these too.
In other news The Lad is here right now, and will return Friday, before we head to Falling Water. Sometimes he's here, and sometimes he's not. I prefer when he's not. Because sex is often quicker....and better.
And Ill never forget when Daddy Warbucks was here one night. He said Maddie darling, I bet you can't tell something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Well, I thought for a moment, and said, Well, your dick is bigger then your brothers.
That's a LOTTA beefcake pushing that shopping cart -- he could do my shopping anytime, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYour new header for November is terrific too... Una Merkel is one of my favourite comedic actresses from the 1930's.
Ill give him more to do then push my shopping cart.
DeleteThose are some scrumptious morsels you’ve selected.
ReplyDeleteYep...I KNOW you would say all these too, that's the funny part. But the poor Lad. Sex is better when he's not there? Well, I know he got you a casted dildo from your own cock...so it must be like fucking yourself?!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you never answer your phone at night.
he better get use to his dildo too. I got two made so I'm not worried.
DeleteThat has got to be a joke. I hear sex with the mistress is anything but quick.
DeleteDaddy Warbucks was here one night. He said "Maddie darling, I bet you can't tell something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." Well, I thought for a moment, and said," Well, your dick is bigger then your brothers" YOU SO FUNNY MADDIE!!! I sprayed my drink on that one.
ReplyDelete"Your dick is bigger than your brother's," LOL!
ReplyDeleteI bet that guy in the last pic is good at pushing more than just a shopping cart. I wouldn't be shocked to see him in the candy shop one day.
ReplyDelete"Sometimes he's here, and sometimes he's not. I prefer when he's not. Because sex is often quicker....and better." BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRather ironic you have the gull to post those and your own cakes aren't much smaller. LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Lad and Daddy Warbucks still come to visit?!?!?! All I can say is you must be good in bed then. LMAO!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do like this time of year...guys running errands in sweatpants... that are tight...
If you think that's bad, you should see my cell phone of ass shot I sneakily took of guys out shopping, in lines etc. Im an ass man what can I say.
ReplyDeleteYour too bad Mistress...poor Warbucks walked into that one.
My husband is beginning to think your blog is having a bad impression on me Mistress.
ReplyDeleteLOL,LOL,LOL!!!! Thanks for the laughs tonight!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't comment but I really enjoyed your informative post the other day about Italy and drag race. It is rather shocking Italy is like that. When I heard it on the news I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Suck cakes exposed tend to make me forget my errands list...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, as your next post will mention: see you in a couple of weeks. Enjoy your time away :-)
I was in a bakery yesterday and saw cakes quite like those, in tight running shorts. I lingered for a while having a very hard time deciding what to buy.
ReplyDeleteAlways appreciative of some cake!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a man with a good Badonkadonk!
XOXO
You're terrible, Muriel! Thanks for the chuckle. Have fun with the boy.
ReplyDelete#2 the best!
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