Right off the bat, no, I did not go and get laid by a farm hand in a barn.
Two weeks ago, Margo, a lady with a booth at the farmers market, sold me these fresh eggs. She has Copper Marans and Speckled Legbar's. On a side note, her pumpkin and gingerbread waffles are also to die for. A co-worker at my old job used to bring me eggs every couple days. Around these parts it's very common to see signs for Fresh Eggs for sale. Today, I made a huge onion omelet once home. I may never go back to store bought.The yolks are so rich amber, and the taste, by far, fresh tasting.