HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE

Now brace yourselves my little Swallows......will you believe me when I tell you the Mistress's vacations are all done???? Yes, tis true! I now have till next week off before returning to my new position with the company I left. So now I have got to get the houseboys back into shape from their vacation, not to mention the Casa is all cob webbed! This was a long stretch of time and I swear, the Mistress behaved myself the whole time. Well, ok. I may have fell off the wagon three of four times. This vacation started in Provincetown for the ever lovely carnival week. As usual it was a packed week. Some of the sites.....

Couldn't take my eyes off this Indians chest. It was purrrrrrfect.....

Miss Richfield 1981

Gold assets! I wanted to jump into the sea of men at the Boatslip.....

And at Purgatory's Jock and Underwear party......

Anyone want to roll the dice?

Of course there were the usual scenes of beauty around the town....

Saw this guy tuckered out waiting for his owner....

Our lovely host's time share.....

Another of my friends, the lovely Pearly Gates showed us a good time. You think I'm nuts....you haven't seen anything yet.

We even did the whale watch this year, and I'm not talking about Governor Christie.

Preston was caught getting cheeky with the Mistress at the lighthouse!!!! It was scandal I tell ya!

It was a wild week...and upon leaving, our friend Trevor didn't want to leave. He even jumped out of the car and attached himself to the welcome road sign. I'm not sure, but I think he's still there.

Upon getting back, I went to a show in New Hope at the Raven, to see the fabulous Jackie Beat and Sherry Vine who were in town for Battle of the Bitches, a entertaining show where the two queens sing their parody songs and try to out do each other. Both talented and ever hilarious. These bitches just aren't right.

The next day....and miraculously no hang over, it was time to meet up with Anne Marie for a lovely three hour lunch, for some good fun, conversation, and some drinks of course. But did she slam the drinks down my throat. It was like, 1,2,3,4 slam it whore!!!! She did have a few....

Ok , Ok.....so these were mine! It was great fun to see her again, and I have the feeling it will be sooner than later till our next meeting. I also got to see her lovely wares! Her knitting that is. Get your mind out of the gutters.

After another day....it was then off to Rehoboth Beach for a few days, with the Lad. A much more relaxing time this round.....

The Lad trying to be incognito..... 

 Lovely magaritias at the Iguana Grill....

Like we needed another reason to love this little spigot of land... Drag volleyball....

  And whichever bathrooms! Very cool!

Then from Rehoboth it was off to the Woods Campground for the Labor Day weekend...for some more fun and frolic and relaxing.

The Miss Woods Campground contest commenced with Heidi Ho as emcee...

 It was a entertaining show to say the least, and Maxine Chambers gave up her crown as reining queen. With dancing that followed. Now were back at the Casa. With exception to seeing Hedda Lettuce for a Labor Day Show in New Hope, I'm done. I almost didn't even recognize the Casa. Now I may sleep for a few days, as the Lad and friends are gone, the Mistress unpacked, and getting caught up. Taking a vacation is work I tell ya... to get caught up. I shutter at the thought Daddy Warbucks may call now. He is famous for that shit. I best get some shut eye just in case.