While I got back from the Pocono's glamping and had a wonderful time....it was cold as hell there at night. But I did manage to keep warm with Blaine, my newest houseboy. Not sure of his house skills yet, but does he really need any???
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
nope, no house experience necessary! but how are his G&T shaking skillz?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but you should see his stirring method.
Deletehe has his own built-in pop up swizzle stick!
DeleteHe obviously has plenty of skills....
ReplyDeletePut one self in the hands of a skilled man, and they'll be all over you.
DeleteG&T or houseboy - make mine a LARGE one! Jx
ReplyDeleteIs there any other way?
DeleteWell, with cold temperatures acomin' he can be your personal space heater
ReplyDeleteAnd just which space to start with........
DeleteLying around looking like that is all the skill he needs. The only instruction I'd give would be to take off those briefs!
ReplyDeleteThen nothing will be getting done around here.
DeleteUhh... nope. He can sit back and relax just like that all he wants. :-)
ReplyDeleteI had an ex once who told me that exact thing?
DeleteWell, I see one very big skill right off the bat!
ReplyDeleteThose big skills are what gets me every time in the interview I tell ya.
DeleteLove the new pillow on your sofa!
ReplyDeletemistress, this place is becoming like miss peregrine's home for sexy houseboys.
ReplyDeleteLol! That's it exactly!
DeleteKept you warm? With a warming stick no doubt.
ReplyDeleteI want to crash on that sofa.
ReplyDeleteHe is doing all he needs to do.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's not the lazy type who wants to lie on his back, Mistress. Does he know how to take the initiative?
ReplyDeleteOh yes......he's always fluffing my pillows.
DeleteOh! I'm sure he's got PLENTY of skills! Don't test them all at once.
ReplyDeleteMark
The Male Casting Couch
You wouldn't hire a guy if he didn't have some kind of special skills!
ReplyDeleteI am sure he has hidden depths worth exploring.
ReplyDeleteJP