Last night I was out and about with the clan for a Monday night dinner, where one of the guys asked " What ever happen to Mr. McIntyre you were seeing?"For those of you who don't know, he was a guy a was dating about two years ago. He was very sweet and a landscaper. Yeah....nice body too, I think. So I told the friend it didn't work out because Landscaper said I was to vivacious in bed!!!! Well! Anyho, said friend replied he seemed so nice, its a shame it didn't work out, I thought for sure you'd be his cup of tea. With a swig of gin, I sat down the old fashioned, and replied," Dear, I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey before someone's up of tea.
The Mistress too vivacious?? He must have been out of his mind to say such a thing.
ReplyDeleteLenalee
Shot of whiskey, cup of tea, either way he couldn't keep up with you in the sack by the sound of it.
ReplyDeletewhen you're hot, you're hot!
ReplyDeleteI try to look my best. Who said love is blind?
Delete"Too vivacious"?? That's one heckuva lame excuse.
ReplyDeleteI've been called "Too vicious"....
the mistress has been called vicious too. have you seen him when someone tries to take his meat?
DeleteToo vivacious in bed? With sex? And a gay man? Are we sure he was gay? Lol!!!! Your a shot of whiskey all right! I have to remember that!!!!
ReplyDeleteMistress, with an entrance like that, are you sure it wasn't the way you kicked off those slippers?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it was what's underneath the night gown!
Deleteyour a shot of whiskey, with a beer back.
ReplyDeleteI always thought of you as more of a Pina Colada kind of girl... Jx
ReplyDeleteWell, I have always adored Carmen Miranda
DeleteExcellent reply, Mistress, although I would have expected you to say 'vodka' instead of "whisky". Exactly how vivacious do you like things to be in bed?
ReplyDeleteHave you been to the circus?
DeleteAnd here I imagined you were more of a white Russian shot.
ReplyDeleteI can't even picture you a cup of tea in your old age.
ReplyDeleteI'll be more like a glass of Ensure then.
DeleteTea is for Spo,
ReplyDeleteLiquor is more Mistress!
Sounds like your vivaciousness just wore him out!
ReplyDeleteGood answer! Vivacious is a good thing! Methinks that guy didn't really know the meaning of the word. Happy Wednesday, my mistress, with many hugs!
ReplyDeleteRemind me not to take up landscaping as a profession. It must be too exhausting or something.
ReplyDeleteApparently trimming a bush correctly is exhausting.
DeleteBut think what he could have done for your rockery?
ReplyDeleteJP
My rockery is just fine, it's the back ho I can't operate
DeleteLMAO!!!!!!! Mistress you are quote something.
ReplyDeleteWith that hair style, is it any wonder he ran for the hills?
ReplyDeleteVivaciousness? I think it was probably the size of your cock hon.
ReplyDeleteI have got to remember that saying!
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