Tuesday, September 20, 2016

MISTRESS'S ADVICE OF THE DAY

Last night I was out and about with the clan for a Monday night dinner, where one of the guys asked " What ever happen to Mr. McIntyre you were seeing?"For those of you who don't know, he was a guy a was dating about two years ago. He was very sweet and a landscaper. Yeah....nice body too, I think. So I told the friend it didn't work out because Landscaper said I was to vivacious in bed!!!! Well! Anyho, said friend replied he seemed so nice, its a shame it didn't work out, I thought for sure you'd be his cup of tea. With a swig of gin, I sat down the old fashioned, and replied," Dear, I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey before someone's up of tea.

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  1. The Mistress too vivacious?? He must have been out of his mind to say such a thing.

    Lenalee

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  2. Shot of whiskey, cup of tea, either way he couldn't keep up with you in the sack by the sound of it.

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    1. I try to look my best. Who said love is blind?

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  4. "Too vivacious"?? That's one heckuva lame excuse.
    I've been called "Too vicious"....

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    1. the mistress has been called vicious too. have you seen him when someone tries to take his meat?

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  5. Too vivacious in bed? With sex? And a gay man? Are we sure he was gay? Lol!!!! Your a shot of whiskey all right! I have to remember that!!!!

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  6. Mistress, with an entrance like that, are you sure it wasn't the way you kicked off those slippers?

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    1. Or maybe it was what's underneath the night gown!

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  7. your a shot of whiskey, with a beer back.

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  8. I always thought of you as more of a Pina Colada kind of girl... Jx

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  9. Excellent reply, Mistress, although I would have expected you to say 'vodka' instead of "whisky". Exactly how vivacious do you like things to be in bed?

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  10. And here I imagined you were more of a white Russian shot.

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  11. I can't even picture you a cup of tea in your old age.

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  12. Tea is for Spo,
    Liquor is more Mistress!

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  13. Sounds like your vivaciousness just wore him out!

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  14. Good answer! Vivacious is a good thing! Methinks that guy didn't really know the meaning of the word. Happy Wednesday, my mistress, with many hugs!

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  15. Remind me not to take up landscaping as a profession. It must be too exhausting or something.

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    1. Apparently trimming a bush correctly is exhausting.

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  16. But think what he could have done for your rockery?
    JP

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    1. My rockery is just fine, it's the back ho I can't operate

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  17. LMAO!!!!!!! Mistress you are quote something.

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  18. With that hair style, is it any wonder he ran for the hills?

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  19. Vivaciousness? I think it was probably the size of your cock hon.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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