LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Someone's in a bad mood this morning!
I thought I was the only one dreading Monday!
Good thing I'm having a Work From Home Monday.Sidenote: Crawford should'a taken than ax to her eyebrows.
Instead of the bush?
I was going to ask for a day off, but I think I'll wait till mid week.
And probably best to wait till mid week happy hour!
Did someone slip a wire hanger in the closet again?
Somebody slipped something in somewhere.
Better get that ax grind for that bird next week.
"I want to shoo-oo-ootThe whole day down!"I concur. Jx
Then I shouldn't have to twist your arm to hard for cocktails.
the axe may be overkill....your jingly charm bracelet is warning enough.
Jingly charm bracelet? Oh, you must hear my other charm bracelet!
what a bitch!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!