LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I like lasagna or salmon for thanksgiving dinner; I am not fond of turkey.
I though you never met a bird you didn't like, lol!
But just think of how tasty it will be that day!!!
To which old bird are you referring?I mean, the one on the right needs to lose the watch before she goes into the oven.
Please, just put your head back, and put it in your mouth.
the mistress does this on a daily basis, no?
Please, did the mistress write the book on that?
Like you have to tell him twice.
I just hope I don't get lock jaw like Norma did, or was that a dry socket dear?
Your too funny sweetie! I would swear that looks like Joyce Randolph.
It does rather doesn't it?
I don't mind turkey on Thanksgiving or any other day. It's the fixings that go straight to my ass.
Have you seen the latest Kim K picture!!!!!!! I think she had her dinner already!
OMB, she has the ugliest plastic-stuffed ass on earth!
I do like turkey, but enjoy ham more. :)
The picture is a crack up!!!! Always thinking of the creatures you are.
You mean to say your giving up the bird....and turkey?
Yeah right the day I go cold turkey Kim k will have a small ass.
Loving the Marilyn pic, just pinned it, can you get your butt on to Pinterest please, please, pretty please?
I just did two days ago. Now we will see how this works............
I say screw it, sallow the bird, there'll be many more.
Nice to see you use a bib on your bird !
Oh Mistress, come on, there a dime a dozen!!!!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!