When the Mistress writes that "we are on vacation", she means her. And when she says "Harrisburg", she means she's just trying to escape the paparazzi...in fact, she said to tell everyone that she's just "temporarily incognitus".
And, of course, there's no truth to the rumor that she spent a portion of this fabulous weekend in Teaneck, New Jersey, with her sister, Mame.
More to come. Maybe.
Boy Toy
She wasn't with ME! Besides, I was in East Brunswick, not Teaneck.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I could have sworn I saw Maddie MAKING FRIENDS along the New Jersey turnpike on the way to my July 4th picnic!
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That explains a great deal. Sorry you were left behind, Boy Toy. I just hope that you didn't hit the Jack Daniels too much in Maddie's absence.
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ReplyDeleteooohh, the Boy Toy is in controll this week. Fun.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Mistress is away, the BoyToy will play... on the Mistress' blog! :-)
ReplyDeleteP.S. - By the looks of that picture, Maddie needs to get her roots touched up!
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Ah, Boy Toy, you do make me laugh. When you gonna get a blog of your own?
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