It's a epidemic kids!!!!!!
I have received no less than 5 emails from some of you, starting with the lovely Helen. And with each email, it put me back into a seizure to the pointing of passing out on a fainting chaise and having Ms.Moorecock bring me my smelling salts...and a gin, with bromide just to be safe. As your aware I am very repulsed by Cr....Cr...Cro....Crocs! I said it!!!! Yes, that C word that could get you banned from the Casa du Borghese for wearing them let alone saying the C word!!!!!! First these pieces of plastic shit were meant to be worn when in the garden. The holes were meant to drain water if it got in the shoes. But somehow, the tasteless things got loved by the Gen Z generation. And I also blame Miuccia Prada for launching her bad taste collection in 1996, but I'll give that old bag a break.... some poor creatures found the denim-on-denim craze, the Uggs, the track wear, and the velour Juicy Couture rags... and yes Crocs, being worn as fashion!!!!! A CRIME I SAY!!!!! It has since brought down the fashion sense of some. I will never understand the allure of these truly repulsive things and ankle breakers. Now if Balenciaga didn't lose its mind by creating a croc heel and has since been blackballed and boycotted by my House... now the Croc of Shit company felt the need to create...brace yourself and insert jokes here....
Have you ever seen such a truly uglier piece of shit???? It is said the cowboy boot "features a high shine croc-embossed texture and bold western-inspired stitching" and was "embellished with unique metallic Jibbitz charms and a first of its kind spur charm attached to the backstrap of the shoe". The company added that on the rivet detail, the iconic black and white Crocs logo of Duke, the brands' beloved crocodile mascot, has gone country, sporting his own cowboy hat. I bet we wouldn't see the likes of Pasty Cline, Dottie West or even Tammy Wynette wearing these. And they retail for $120. I wouldn't give you $2!!!!!! To each their own, but I'd rather have a Croc banning and burning instead of banning books! For the post you may use the C word, but after today the regular rules go back into effect.
And if that was not enough this month so far...on another note... has that damn Ryan Murphy flipped his wig????? Seriously American Horror Story has been sinking, which is easy to see why the favorites are not returning...can we really blame Jessica Lange and Katy Bates? But to have Kim Kardashian on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How many wide-angle cameras did they need to capture her huge ass on film?...And her acting is an insult to viewers. The season has sucked!!! Poor Emma Roberts, and I almost feel sorry for Dennis O Hare. They must really NEED the paycheck. I think the storyline is disjointed and the season is not up to par. It seems evident Murphy just wants to keep going, but me thinks this ship has sailed. It feels a former shell of itself. What's next season? American Horror Story-Crocs???
Now that would be a horror!
I need another lie down...Ms MOORECOCK...MORE GIN WITH BROMIDE
....excuse me now, I'll receive later......
Breath, breath!!! STAND BACK, this queen is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHELL NO! What did l miss? I thought we didn't want anymore plastic ending up in land fills & the ocean. Is that over?
ReplyDeleteOMG! Hard pass for me. Looks like something Kanye would wear. But any Crocs are a hard pass for me. I don't get it either.
ReplyDeleteGretchen.... I already can't wait to see Ron DeSantis wear these for his next news channel interview.
Delete@ Maddie, ROTFLMAO!!!!!
DeleteI never liked them... and if someone pays that money for those, there taste is in their mouth. I don't get the allure of crocs either...looks like something a 6-year-olds would wear.
ReplyDeleteA rodeo 🤡 wouldn’t be caught dead wearing these. How embarrassing. I thought the company was already plum loca.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I just sprayed my drink with laughter over "What's next season? American Horror Story-Crocs???Now that would be a horror!" Please don't give them any ideas Mistress.
ReplyDeleteYep...the last two seasons were lousy. Now were getting B and C actors. Shows don't know when it's time to hang it up here in the states. I mean some reality shows are on over 25 seasons?????? Why?
The cheapness of production...the last WGA strike added more. This year's strike has added even more. The worst part about those reality shows? People tune in!!!
DeleteJust like disposable fashion asriel, Americans are also getting dumbed down and don't need the eyebrow or well written entertainment. They just want to see drama bitching and yelling. I don't get reality shows either.
Deletea horrible taste, truly horrible! they are good if you have to take care of the garden or if you have to go horseback riding. STOP!
ReplyDeleteHorse backing riding?!?!?! Even the horse would be applauded.
Deletebetter: bareback riding!
DeleteHave you recovered yet Mistress? I can't say I blame you. Crocs always say “We don’t overthink it.”
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe it's time to! YUCK!
HORRORS, I SAY, HORRORS!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePass the gin and bromide would you?
When I read about those Crocboy boots, I of course immediately thought of you. Or maybe it was that I heard your screams. Have you ever tried on a pair of Crocs?
ReplyDeleteOh my God Mitchell I'm questioning your sanity! You would never see such a thing Grace the curves of my feet, LMAO! Oh, all of a sudden I'm feeling light-headed at just the thought.
DeleteI hope MJ (the Canadian Mistress) doesn't see this! Cowboy boot crocs? Ye gods!
ReplyDeleteI think she has Dinah which would explain an even longer extended absence!!!
DeleteSimply ugly
ReplyDeleteSo sorry you had to see those,
ReplyDeleteI had never seen the cowboy crocs until just now and I don't know if I can scrub my mind of the image.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd see the day when CROCS
ReplyDelete(continued) would be featured on your blog! (I don't know what the hell happened, both with your post and my comment!)
DeleteIt's just rather appalling isn't it Deb's. I felt it was my civic duty to warn people about these travesties.
DeleteThumbs up! to what you posted. These things are an aberration.
ReplyDeleteLast time I actually saw a pair of these C-shit was shortly after getting acquainted with my ex, at his house in the countryside. Obviously he used them for gardening, still I despised them at first sight. One day he asked "have you seen my C*, can't find them". "I threw them in the garbage can, they must be at the landfill by now... But I bought you a pair of leather clogs. See, aren't they quaint?"
These C-shit should have been a clear warning he was definitely not the right guy for me...
Hug you.
L.
Yes I think if I was dating a guy no matter how hot and he said he had a closet of Crocs, that relationship ain't getting off the Runway honey. I think that's funny that you totally threw them out. And for that act alone you received 25 princess points!
DeleteOh, how right you are! They look ridiculous. Add insult to injury (literal injury) with that newest abomination.
ReplyDeleteYou are also correct about AHS...what a dismal failure. We slogged through the first two episodes and decided that was more than enough. Casting Katastrophe Kardashian??? Ugh. Not a miligram of talent. Not to mention a really bad, bad take-off on "Rosemary's Baby."
That can't even begin to be compared to Rosemary's Baby. Boy you got further than I did.. I gave up at the end of the first episode. Friend of mine still loves and is angry the regulars don't return, but many of those talented early actors on there, can we blame them for wanting to go on and do other things?
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, I love this. I do think that UGGs are fucking ugly, though. Also, I don't understand how people wear Crocs outside of their homes. I don't.
XOXO
If we ever have a movie night and I find a pair of Crocs in your closet you're going to be sorry. You're going to find yourself tied up.
DeleteOh Mistress, what have I done? I've just spent $120 on Amazon having a pair of those lovely boots sent to your home. And now you tell me you don't like them!
ReplyDeleteOh Helen you shouldn't have really. Your money would have been better spent on the Hendricks gin website.
DeleteWhen I saw those "boots" last night, I was thinking of you. I knew this post was coming. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSee we know each other so well Harley.
DeleteJust yesterday I saw an ad for those cowboy boot crocs and thought they were hideous. However, what's wrong with regular crocs?? My boyfriend, who had polio in his left leg as a child, found a pair of slipper crocs (they're lined) and they are the best thing for him. So many snobs in this world.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not familiar with the slippers I've never seen them, but the regular Crocs just remind me of those cheap plastic jelly shoes. And that big fat overweight red haired chef I can't think of his name but I always look sloppy. And the holes bother me.
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteThose boots might've been OK for mucking out horse shit if not for the holes... it's those spurs that really add insult to injury though, LOL!
(Note that I haven't used the C-word since my post yesterday, so please don't ban me from your blog for my Faux Pas Of Ignorance, Maddie!)
When these boots came out if I'm a country music star I'd Sue.
DeleteI'm with you MM. Crocs are a plague on society and should be banished for eternity.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion I don't know which is worse Crocs or Uggs. At least the Uggs fees seems to be dying, but my mother had a pair of Crocs, and actually broke her ankle when she fell out them. Supposedly they have good support but have absolutely no protection for your feet or heels since they're all open. They're supposed to be meant for gardening nothing more. And thank God that Juicy Couture tracksuit suit trend ended. That was awful. And AHS???? That's just been lousy since season 7.
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Linda La Hughes - VILE! Jx
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile do we think the news has hit Mistress MJ yet? We really should have the neighbors check in on her.
DeleteI have that hot pink pair of Crocs! Balder bought me a couple of sets. I wear them in the house and backyard. I have neuropathy caused by/because of/ whatever, diabetes. These suckers are so very ugly but they help me get around better than my normal slippers and sneakers. I rarely run into walls while wearing them and I can stay on my feet longer. Cowboy Crocs? Never!
ReplyDeleteAs long as they make you happy and feel better in the house then I can give my sweet Deedles a pass. But these boots are hideous child!
DeleteI thought this post would bring Mistress MJ up from the Canadian tundra!
ReplyDeleteFor all we know, she caught wind of the news and is out cold turkey on the floor honey.
Delete(George Santos): "Shut up and take my money ! !"
ReplyDeleteI'll never see cowboy boots again without thinking of these horrors. My neighbor, a very tall, fairly attractive young gay man was wearing the things that must not be named on his feet when I asked him to please change a light bulb for me. I'll never see him the same way again either. Lives are destroyed by this fashion faux pas, Mistress! Absolutely destroyed! You will never find that garbage on my cute little feet. Perhaps it will help you feel better when I tell you that today I wore jeans in blush with a rose blouse, a baby blue sweater, and baby blue pumps. It all went together so nicely and yes, it was kind of prissy, but I was working. I also wore a cute pink-and-white flower pin and earrings in blush and baby blue. Do you feel a little calmer now, dear? Just telling you about it helps me.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Yes why yes that does make me feel better. Just the pumps alone made me feel better. I was worried for a minute. You could have told me you had elf shorts on with Crocs!
DeleteOh, no! Now you're giving me nasty ideas!
DeleteOh dear, the Elf shorts crowd would love it!
DeleteWhy wear Crocs when you can wear a nice pair of wellies that keep your socks dry?
ReplyDeleteSx
My sentiments exactly! And I emailed MJ who was deeply appalled and repulsed. I think she may have taken to her bed.
DeleteMy husband called me the C word and I found someone else who didn’t. And you are so right about those shoes.
ReplyDelete🤣😅😂
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