Tuesday, May 5, 2020

THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER AND THE CANDLESTICK MAKER

Two things I have learned so far with being home in this pandemic is 1- I now know I can survive this long without being around people. 2- It's amazing how much bread and bread like food one can eat, and 3- If I don't stop eating said bread things, I'll be on My 600lb Life! Ok. so that's three things. But I'll be honest...nothing can beat the homemade taste of baked goods. Yesterday I walked up to my neighbors, to get , yet more fresh eggs. A quick visit with the birds.
They weren't having any close ups. 

On the way back I snapped off some dogwoods to cheer up the livingroom, and took some snoozes off and on all day, before making more peach turnovers. Thanks to my aunts recipes...I and some neighbors have full bellies during this pandemic.
Challah bread

Oat


Believer's 

This bread was a test. It was stuffed with pieces of mozzarella, parmesan and asiago cheeses .Once done, I had it with Marianna sauce for dipping. The braiding was the trickiest part. Then just let it rise, and then bake. I told Mitchell, it sort of reminded me of a horse penis with the length. But once baked it looked better, lol!
Tea Biscuit's 

Hot Cross Buns
Peach Turnovers
I can slice meat, cook and bake, now it I could just learn to make candlesticks.

Peach Turnovers
1 box of puff pastry - 2 sheets total thawed
1 can of peach pie filling
1 egg white beaten with a tsp of water
*optional drizzle*
2 cups of powdered sugar
2 tablespoons of milk
1 teaspoon of vanilla

Preheat oven to 375 and line two baking sheets with parchment paper.On a large, flat work surface, unroll the puff pastry sheet. Press any perforations together to seal. Cut into four equal square pieces and separate the pieces from one another. Set aside. Open the can of peach pie filling and chop the peaches into bite sized pieces. Spoon a heaping Tablespoonful of peach pie filling into the center of each puff pastry square. Brush the edges of the square with the egg white wash. Then, take one corner of the puff pastry and bring it to the diagonal corner, pinching the edges shut with your fingers. Brush the tops with the egg white wash. Repeat with remaining turnovers. Bake for approx. 20-25 minutes or until the tops are light brown. Serve turnovers warm or at room temperature.

Excuse me now...I'm off to expand.

51 comments:

  1. My you are talented. I love bread, it’s one of my downfalls. I do love my breadbasket when I go out to eat, but limit myself to two pieces. Otherwise I’d join you on My 600 Pound Life.

    Many years ago I bought one of those automatic bread makers. It’s sitting in the basement. Maybe it’s time to dust it off and see if it still works.

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    1. gathering dust? hun-neeeeeeeeeeeeee! mine gets used 1-2x/week! homemade tastes SO much better than store bought; no preservatives, real ingredients.

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    2. My aunt taught me all my bread making. By hand. She'd die before using a bread machine. I don't own one because I don't want it on my counter taking up space. There is limited space in this pied de terre. But you should use it!

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    3. If it still works, I may get some fixings this week.

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  2. Damn, gurl, you're a MasterBaker!!
    That bread looks dee-lish!

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  3. I have personally sampled his challah bread, hot cross buns, and tea biscuits. TO FUCKING DIE FOR!

    as for his buns, I will leave those to you boyz for sampling.

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    1. Well, if it's of any significance, our gift of soap, lathered my buns just this morning!!!! I just started using the second one. Every time I break wind it's smells of cinnamon.

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    2. YAYZ! I am using one called "fresh forest" right now - sandalwood, cedarwood, pine, and fir essential oils. I have 4 more assorted bars to use, then it's off to order more online!

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    3. I will have to check that out fresh forest sounds right up my alley.

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  4. The stuffed cheesy bread looks so good, mmmmmmmm!

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  5. Oh, wow! I love all these photos of bread!! I could eat nothing but the things pictured here for a month and I'd be all fat and happy! :) Thank you for the recipe, too. It sounds delish!

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  6. It never ceases to amaze me how different our two languages are sometimes. Your "tea biscuits" are our scones. In Britain a Rich Tea Biscuit is a very different item altogether... Jx

    PS I could just eat a peach turnover now. I should probably ask his name first.

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    1. I knew you'd be here!!! Yes I noticed that. Now your biscuits are our cookies. Biscuits here are more bland tasting and had for breakfast or dinner. Like buttermilk biscuits. Scones here tend to be more croissant shaped, and filled with fruit or nuts. And don't even ask about the spotted dick.


      Mr DeVice and I have said we often have the same birds too, but have different names for them as well. Or they look completely different altogether.

      It's always good to get a first name, at least that dear.

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    2. Ah, good, Jon's already here with the biscuit/scone thing.

      Yes, the birds! Goldfinches, robins, and blackbirds are completely different birds either side of the pond. Your goldfinches look more like our yellowhammers, your robins are our blackbirds dressed as Santa, and your blackbirds are scary amalgams of our starlings & jackdaws. And as for the tits...

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    3. And don't get me started on "There'll be bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover"... Unless the state bird of Idaho and Nevada had managed to fly 5,000 miles eastward, the likelihood of them being anywhere near the English Channel is about a million to one. [Mr Nat Burton, lyricist, had never been to the UK, needless to say.] Jx

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    4. Yes...that brings us to the tits.

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    5. Or chickadees, as you may say... Jx

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  7. I like the Tea Biscuits... and the TurnOvers.... Peach... Got any Apple..

    hugs from the Deep Deep South

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  8. That looks so yummy! It's a good thing I don't have a bread addiction or I'd be fatter than I already am!

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    1. My peach will be sticking out if I don't let up!

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  9. Dang, girlfriend you know how to bake! I'm coming there to do social distancing with you!

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    1. It's all I do!!!!! Come ahead...a have a huge sofa, loveseat and a chaise!

      I think Mr X might frown on the queen size bed, if we share it thought, lol!!!!!!

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  10. hmmm... candlesticks?
    Bread looks wonderful!
    take care, xoxo :-)

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  11. Oh my stars! You can surely bake. I'm doing far too much baking and eating of said baking......
    It all looks wonderful. I see your biscuits, I think they are maybe what we call scones?

    Dogwoods are pretty too. Xx

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    1. Look up and see Jon's comment. I think we too have had these conversations?!?! lol

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  12. Looks so yummy!!! ...cheese bread sounds divine...A local baker mixes provolone and olives in their bread...it’s one of my favorites!

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  13. See, even in this post as simple you make me laugh!!! I'm off to expand!!! I have to tell you, these all looks so good, and a wonderful talent to have currently. That Challah bread looks right up there, it's beautiful! I also love the cut dogwood branches.

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  14. Word on the street is your goods are very delectable.

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  15. something is always on the rise around here.

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  16. These turnovers look fabulous. I need all of them, and that cheesy bread sounds amazing! Don't worry about expanding...your thin and is shape. You have seen the size of my fat ass. I make Lizzo look dainty.

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  17. Now I am craving peaches and cheesy bread!!! I too love the dogwood branches cut. I can only imagine the bread smells wonderful when baking?

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    1. They last almost two weeks in a vase if you keep the water fresh.

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  18. You're a beautiful baker! In both senses of the word, Mistress!

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  19. I miss seeing dogwoods in bloom. Your cuttings are beautiful. Even if you were to be on "My 600lb Life" some one would love you that way. But, stay off the show "Botched".

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    1. I don't want to be on either. I mean the neighbors are already talking.

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  20. And here I was expecting three men in a tub. Those "breads" all look so good. (And that one really looks nothing like a horse penis... not that I've seen many a horse penis.) Fortunately, I'm not huge on bread. I enjoy really good stuff now and again, but go days without any at all. Peach turnovers don't count as bread as far as I'm concerned. I hope they survive the trip across the Atlantic. I'll wait. We've been doing surprisingly well here at home. Indulging much less than I would have expected. Of course there was half an apple cake the other night. But that's APPLES!

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    1. A good stuffing now and again?!?!? TMI!

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  21. Honey, I don’t know how to cook. I could never attempt baking.
    Bread, on the other side is my weakness. Long live bread.
    Don’t get me started with this eating and sitting around, though. I make myself go out twice a day for a walk because if I don’t, it’s gonna be me on TLC trying to lose 300 lbs.
    Love your flowers! Gosh one of the things I love about spring is that you can bring flowers into the house all the time!

    XoXo

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    1. Yes i take three walks a day too. Two nice ones with buster and a longer walk run for myself. Otherwise......

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  22. Such a talented Diva! Who says you can't live large in isolation? You do it in style, my dear. Good for you. I wish I was one of your neighbors. Take care, my dear.

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  23. Dear, you do know you're going to blowup to be the size of a gingerbread house.

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  24. Your a queen of many talents my dear friend. You'll make a good husband one day. Enjoyed the chickens!

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  25. I'm glad we're not isolating together!!! Blimey, I would be even more huge if I lived with you. Thankfully I can't get hold of flour, so no baking for me. My issue is crisps. Can't stop eating them.
    Sx

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    1. Oh.....id be right there with you on crisps also.

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  26. The wife has been baking up a storm. We kept running out of flour. But then, oh my! we ran out of yeast...and the city had been wiped out! Finally found some and bought the lot of it. Yeast hoarding. Who knew?

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    1. In a pinch....if you need baking supplies and can't find them try King Author online. It's where I get my flours and some extracts.

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