Sunday, January 14, 2018

MISTRESS BEST SELLERS

My ever faithful, cough,cough.....Social Director, Ms. Moorecock is currently vacationing with her sisters Anna Moorecock, and Asuki Moorecock, and they just had to send me pictures of the latest Mistress Borghese books out, based on my life. They were evidently in Bryant Park before flying out.
Hard to say yet if they will be NYTimes Best Sellers. And apparently now you too can have the smell of freshly cleaned houseboys from the Casa du Borghese! The candle has arrived!
The candle comes with extra thick and long matches for lighting.

35 comments:

  1. Cum-scented candles? Mmmmm... Must get some for our new home. Jx

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    1. I must add them to your list. The scents are, Cum, Climax, Burning Deep, and, well, we'll past on the last.

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  2. LOL!!!!! The M oorecock Sisters are something else. I am shocked Anita even got a vacation.

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  3. I Love Dick is bound to be a best seller. Why do I also have the feeling I may have a honorable mention in The Slut and Other People?

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    1. Because you ARE the Slut and Other People.

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    1. ME! Us lesbians usually don't.....at least this one doesn't.

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    2. Samantha beat me to the punch line! Not the ME part, though. I was going to say Ellen. I know, so original.

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  5. Entertaining reads for sure, but i hope that candle doesnt smell of dirty gym socks.

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    1. And yet there are dirty gym socks AND jock strap fetishists.

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  6. I must say, I love the juxtaposition of The Slut and The Handmaid's Tale. I wonder if it was done on purpose?

    I hope you're getting plenty of royalties from these "tomes"?

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    1. Well.....there have been many deposits into my account so to speak.

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  7. At least the house boys are freshly cleaned. I've had to deal with (in summer mind you) eau de sweaty husband, nekkid, standing in front of a fan pointed at me, on full blast, as he scratches his nether regions! Almost forty-three years people! Don't tell me this ain't true love :) Funny thing is, I still like dick, heh.

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    1. Deedles, you are crazy!!!!!what a visual you created!!!! But let us hope your hubby is aware of our PSA of not getting your humbles to close to fan blades. It's ended many a sex life girl.

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    2. Not to worry, Maddie. My fans have protective covers so they all practice safe blowing. Oh the terms I am learning from you and Anne Marie! Jahoobies and Humbles, the next television crime fighting duo. Starring Dolly Parton and John Hamm, dun, dun duuuun!

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    3. you almost made me spit my gin, deedles! your spouse and mine could be brothers from another mother.

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    4. I feel left out. I have yet witness a man catch air on his bits from a fan. I always assumed I was to do the blowing?

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    5. Count yourself blessed, Maddie! It seems to be a hot weather, pre-washed balls only thing. This aroma will never be bottled, hopefully.

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    6. don't let the mistress fool you...she has the boys fan her jumblies with a huge banana leaf.

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  8. All entertaining titles to be sure, but I'm worried about Boy Smells because there are some that should never be unleashed!

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    1. like the bean scene in "blazing saddles"?

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  9. I was wondering when Me and My Longfellow was due out?

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  10. Sex and Rage? Does this mean your into angry Sex? If so can I schedule an appointment?

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    1. I am sorry to have to tell you this, but our shackles and ropes are currently in the shop. We'll be in touch.

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  11. What an intriguing collection of books! I'm betting when you go on a book signing tour, you'll cause a riot if you offer to give reading demonstrations in Braille.

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    1. I have, as we speak, been brushing up on my Braille. I think Anne Sullivan would be impressed.

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  12. A long & thick wick dear.

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  13. Even though it's not always possible, I try to keep sex and rage separate.
    Love those candles!

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  14. So which one of these is going to be in the book of the month club?

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  15. I love the candles extra thick wicks, too.

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  16. A very successful book tour is in order, don't you think? You could do readings in the nude - guaranteed to draw an admiring crowd.

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    1. And no doubt point the way to the sale section.

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  17. his looks like far to much exciting reading for so early in the day for me. I will save them for when William is out.

    Those Moorecock Sisters must be a riot!

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  18. Boy Smells candle?!?!? Could I not just get one of your houseboys to light the candles?

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