Sunday, January 28, 2018

HAVE YOU MEET MY NEIGHBORS?

Meet Jewel Cooperton.
 She is the neighborhood person who walks around with a major attitude, drives a muscle car, and loudly I may add, and has the personality of a door knob. Dear Jewel lives in the next little bijoux apartment next to mine. Now mind you, they take good care of the grounds here, even in winter. Jewel also smokes like a chimney. I'm sure her breathe has set off many a smoke alarm in local dinning establishments. But lately she has been taking to leaving the cigarette butts in the gardens and tan bark. Just the other day, I was outside pottering about and picked up with gloved hands, 20 -30 butts in the tan barked garden!!!!! Now you know I love me a well tended garden and the environment, and I'd hate to see any wildlife eat them. I have nothing against others habits, hell, I enjoy a good cigar two or three times a year, and others smoke here and always take a container of water or ashtray out with them. Not this bitch. Who does this lazy cow thinks she is spreading her dirty butts around?!?!? I have since sent off a eloquent email to the property management to address this issue. And if it's not....next time out, I'll light her god damn cigarette for her.....with my can of Aqua Net.

I may be sweet, prim and proper...but I'd HATE TO GO all Beverly Sutphin on her ASS! She won't like me when I'm mad.

21 comments:

  1. i have long said your sweet, prim and proper side shouldn't fools others....beverly sutphin for sure.

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  2. If I ever wanted to fuck a woman it would be miss turner

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    1. I have long loved her. Much under used in my opinion.

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  3. The sweet neighborhood ladies are the ones who always go postal....like yourself and Martha Stewart. We know there are bodies.......

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  4. You may be sweet and polite, but the Mistress is one bitch I wouldn't want to ruffle the feathers of.

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  5. Boy...I sure hope she recycles........

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    1. And as your well aware "I have told her and told her. It takes ninety to a hundred years for a tin can to decompose, and she still won't recycle.

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  6. That last gif sums it up perfectly. I'd be watching my back every second if I were her.

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  7. what a disgusting pig jewel is! bitchslap her for me when you see her next!

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  8. Save the next ones you pick up. Put them in a bag and hang it over her doorknob. But hopefully the Property Management will take care of it.

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    1. I've thought about doing that. But the Beverly method might be more delicious.

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  9. And I've seen you up at the camp in the Pocono's. Your wicked with Aqua Net. I'd be worried.

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  10. I've seen those faces on you. She should be worried.

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  11. Lazy cow with a muscle car and door knob personality, that about says it all. I've never understood people who just threw things on the ground. Even as a kid, I wouldn't leave the dinosaur eggshells to litter the cave area, even though they were biodegradable. Sorry, flashback! Be careful, Maddie. People who have no consideration for others can turn kind of psycho. As feisty as you are, I still don't want to hear about you getting hurt.

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  12. Nobody likes a litterbug. And nobody likes cigarette butts! I'm sure mgmt will take care of the issue. That nasty neighbor is a litterbug and a butthead! She ought to be tossed in the trash can where she belongs! You act like garbage, then you are garbage.

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  13. Yeah, I want you on my side me thinks. Those gifs are cracking me up...the closet one is so you.....

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  14. No butts about it, cigarette butts lying around are the worst kind of litter I can think of. I hope she gets a good lecture about that soon. Or a bucket filled with sand.

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  15. That would make me nuts. I wish the property manager luck with that one.

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  16. Someone needs to leave her butt outside.

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  17. I have always though cigarette butts are disgusting. I say go teach her a lesson Beverly.

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  18. Liked her ever since Body Heat (which I'm ashamed to say I had to look up. I forgot the title!)

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