LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
"apply in a twink"? ;-)the middle wig in the next ad looks like early karen carpenter style.
My Great-Aunt had piles of old magazines at her old cabin. As a kid I would go thru them and be amazed at the ads like the above.
Yes, who doesn't enjoy rubbing a pink cylinder on their lips. That Revlon 'Love that Pink' lipstick tube looks like a dildo...and the llama looks ready to bolt from the lady with the claws around the its neck. And it's that creepy factor that puts the Revlon ad above the Snowball of Fire ad. The wigs are awesome! Talk about height!These retro ads are very entertaining!
Glad you enjoyed the ads. I always keep at least three pink cylinders on hand.
Ah, dated panties (not that I'm aware of). Nothing says romance like sporty drawers you can share. If you forget what day it is, pull up your skirt and look! I'm not sure, but I think I had some of these.I love vintage ads. I guess all my peeps had from back then was Aunt Jemima and maybe Uncle Ben.
Mine all say Friday!!!!
You go gurl!
Vintage ads are neat. Too bad a good wig isn't under $10 anymore.
Who you tell sister. I was never a good deal finder on wigs. My cheapest wig ever was around $90....and I'll leave that there.
My panties are always up to date... and up to snuff.
and like the wig ad mistress, you too go to any length to pkease.
Always a good rule to aim to please and be well mannered.
Are my panties up to date? Who has time for wearing panties.
Well, now we know who goes commando around here. Just watch that zipper!!!!!
I checked. My panties are all current! Whoosh!
Royal Jelly defies complete analysis... You think maybe it's got a bit of cum in the mix? I hear cum is great for the complexion...hell, the ancient romans would take cum baths.
Might explain why I look 38 when I'm actually 97.
My panties ARE up-to-date, thank you very much.
My word.....i had forgotten all about Germaine Monteil cosmetics. It's what I used to wear when I was but a young lady when I first started working. I used to go to Wanamakers to purchase it.
I read the word twink and got confused. Am I a terrible person?JP
No, we can forgive you...as long as your undies are up to date.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!