LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Looks like you're working with some mighty big corks.
Um, hmph.... I don't rightly know what I'm looking at. I see the cork screw (heh) but what is it standing on? I turned my head sideways and my perverted mind took over!
yes...yes...it DOES look like buns of steel!
Thanks, Carebear. I was trying to convince myself that I was looking at a peach (cough)!
buns of steel are peachy keen-a-reeno!
HA! Carebear, it sounds like you found the two missing ingredients to your gin gimlet.
hee hee hee, yes I did, at the grocery store on saturday (lime juice & simple syrup). bottoms up (a phrase heard 24/7 at the casa)!
trumps ass...after one of his golden showers.
I thought it was a tripod when I first saw it.
This is not what I had in mind for a nude picture of you.
It's a wonder you can stand up without falling over.
That's why heavy platforms,are a must!
You open wine with yours too?
Watch it. Your gonna put an eye out with that thing!
damn, that must hurt going in!
By the evidence I have seen , you have a mighty fine cork screw.
A conversation starter for sure
you must have seen the mistress on the beach then i assume?
LOL. We got a complete Boner Bar Set like that for Christmas - in red.
Red??? You harlots!
Lol, leave it up to you Maddie, I just hope you do realize that is not an adult toy! I don't want your next post to be titled, "My week in the hospital"!
Oh great....now William wants one of these.
Who knew that popping open wine corks could get even more fun!?!What a lovely art piece with a serious piece!
around the mistress, it's always a good thing to remember your eyewear.
I recognize this as one of the rejected designs for the Statue of Liberty. Still, it has merit.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!