Sunday, January 21, 2018

FINALLY...MY CORK SCREW


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  1. Looks like you're working with some mighty big corks.

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  2. Um, hmph.... I don't rightly know what I'm looking at. I see the cork screw (heh) but what is it standing on? I turned my head sideways and my perverted mind took over!

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    1. yes...yes...it DOES look like buns of steel!

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    2. Thanks, Carebear. I was trying to convince myself that I was looking at a peach (cough)!

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    3. buns of steel are peachy keen-a-reeno!

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    4. HA! Carebear, it sounds like you found the two missing ingredients to your gin gimlet.

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    5. hee hee hee, yes I did, at the grocery store on saturday (lime juice & simple syrup). bottoms up (a phrase heard 24/7 at the casa)!

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    6. trumps ass...after one of his golden showers.

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  3. I thought it was a tripod when I first saw it.

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  4. This is not what I had in mind for a nude picture of you.

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  5. It's a wonder you can stand up without falling over.

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    1. That's why heavy platforms,are a must!

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  6. You open wine with yours too?

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  7. Watch it. Your gonna put an eye out with that thing!

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  8. damn, that must hurt going in!

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  9. By the evidence I have seen , you have a mighty fine cork screw.

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  10. A conversation starter for sure

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    1. you must have seen the mistress on the beach then i assume?

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  11. LOL. We got a complete Boner Bar Set like that for Christmas - in red.

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  12. Lol, leave it up to you Maddie, I just hope you do realize that is not an adult toy! I don't want your next post to be titled, "My week in the hospital"!

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  13. Oh great....now William wants one of these.

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  14. Who knew that popping open wine corks could get even more fun!?!

    What a lovely art piece with a serious piece!

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  15. around the mistress, it's always a good thing to remember your eyewear.

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  16. I recognize this as one of the rejected designs for the Statue of Liberty. Still, it has merit.

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