Sunday, October 9, 2016

FORTY!!!

I just bet you thought this was going to be my age right??? Well, it is my birthday month, but not for a couple weeks yet. No, I'm here to follow the suit of four lovely bloggers, Anne-Marie, Jon, RJ, and Debs, who all did a post of forty questions. I always love these things. And like Joan in the boardroom..... bring it on boys........
 
1-Are you named after anybody? Not my whole name, but the middle name of George is a standard.
 
2-When was the last time you cried? When I was told I was out of gin!
 
3-Do you like your hand writing? Yes...i still write hand written letters. Remember them?
 
4-What's your favorite lunch meat? I generally love to sink into anything tubular, but a good smoked honey turkey I love.
 
5-Do you have any kids? Nope. Probably a good thing gay men can't get pregnant!!!
 
6-If you were another person, would you be friends? I would like to think so. I'd probably be checking out his ass too!
 
7-Do you use sarcasm? Me? Hell no why would you even give a crap if I did!
 
8-Do you still have your tonsils? Yes. I have everything I was born with. Never even been in a hospital or broke anything.
 
9-Would you bunjee jump? hell no, at least not sober. I don't mind heights though. I actually have a gift certificate from a good friend to take me up in a hot air balloon. Up up and away. My luck, I'll end up in Oz.
 
10- Do you untie you shoes when you take them off? Yes, always. Unless the sex can't wait in the heat of a moment.
 
11-What's your favorite cereal. Always granola with fresh blueberries in it. Yeah, I can get earthy.
 
12-Do you think your strong? Mentally yes, physically no. Although I'm scrappy, so I could defend myself. But I've always considered myself a lover, not a fighter.
 
13- What's your favorite ice cream? By far...chocolate chip mint!!!
 
14-What's the first thing you notice about people? Their expression and eyes.
 
15-Red or Pink? Pink. Real men aren't afraid of pink. I use all red at Christmas...and it looks like the Red Light District. Maybe pink this year no?
 
16-What is the least favorite thing you like about yourself? Probably my impatience. Some days at work I'm Miranda Preisley. " By all means, move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me"
 
17-What color pant and shoes are you wearing right now? Grey jeans and bare foot.
 
18-What are you listening to right now? Horror movies . Its Halloween after all!
 
19-What was the last thing you ate? A pumpkin whoppie pie!
 
20-If you were a crayon would color would you be? Probably a shade of blue.
 
21-Favorite smell? Skunk. Just said that to see if you were paying attention. My favorite smell is probably my aunts thanksgiving dinner. The smell brings good memories.
 
22-Who was the last person you talked to? My neighbor, Bricon.
 
23-Favorite sport? Sex
24-Favorite food? Pizza!!!!!!!!!
 
25-Hair color that's real? Yes, dirty blonde.
 
26-Do you wear contacts? nope
 
27-Scary movie or happy ending? Scary movie
28-Last movie watched? Pans Labyrinth
 
29-What color shirt are you wearing? Navy blue
 
30-Summer or winter? summer. You know I love hot weather, beaches and wearing as little as possible!!!
 
31-Hugs or kisses? Depends..is there tongue with the kisses?
 
32-Sweet food? I not a big sweet person. My go to is usually cheese and nuts. But if I crave sweet, its usually a milkshake.
 
33-What book are you reading currently? At the moment nothing. But I do enjoy reading Tomass Hawkkes nature photography books with stunning photos and some of his passages.
 
34--What's on your mouse pad? Nothing, I don't have one. I have no mice in the house and sure don't want to encourage one to pee on a pad if they are.
 
35-What did you watch on tv last? Ruruns of Midsummer Murders.
 
36-Favorite sound. By far the crashing of waves, since I'm at the beaches alot, and the sound of the crickets and katydids at night . With so much time spent in summer at the beach and mountains, when fall arrives, I have a hard time at first falling asleep. The crickets are almost done at night here now.
 
37-Rolling Stone or Beetles? I guess it would have to be Beetles.
 
38-What's the farthest you have traveled? The Netherlands to Amsterdam.
 
39-Do you have a special talent? I need more clarity..is this in or out of bed???
 
40- Where were you born? Earth.
 
Now that was a big meme.......excuse me now dears....I need a gin and tonic!

42 comments:

  1. the G&T should go well with the pumpkin whoopie pie!

    I dig vanilla malted milkshakes. and mint chocolate chip ice cream. and honey smoked turkey. and the mistress; now that fall is here, we should do something, yes?

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    1. Yes!!!!! I have a look see and text you a few dates.

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  2. Love that Devil Wears Prada quote, and you've reminded me to rewatch Pan's Labyrinth, so thank you.
    Oh, and now I've got my next post, too!

    And, darling: Forty is something that happens to other people!

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    1. 40 happened to me 22 years ago; I am better NOW than I was THEN! :)

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    2. Oh yes! I don't look a day over, well 21, the same as you darling!

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  3. Let's see....
    handwritten letters, scary movies, chocolate chip ice cream, lover - not a fighter, tongue kisses....
    Hell, we were made for each other.

    But when you take off in that hot air balloon, I'll be watching safely on terra firma.

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    1. Especially when you start reading me poetry in bed!!!

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  4. Now that was a questionnaire! And I suppose the pizza is always a staple after the sex, but before the chocolate chip mint😈

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  5. thank goodness you didn't post your special talents. this is a pg-13/r rated blog after all.

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  6. Hmmmmm, horror movies, pizza, sound of waves and crickets. Can be a smart ass and you have special talents? Why aren't we dating?

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    1. I'll mail you my questionnaire out to you immediately!!!!!!

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  7. What an entertaining read! I too love tubular luncheon meats. We like to hear more about these special talents also.

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    1. Yes, the "special talents" requires its own post.

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    2. I may have to post that to Mistress Mj blog!!!!!

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  8. :-) xoxoxox enjoying knowing more about you.

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  9. When was the last time you cried? "When I find out in out of gin;" LMAO!!!!!!! Enjoyed the post !

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  10. I needed a cool cocktail half way through this post. The last,answer had me laughing.

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  11. Anonymous10/10/2016

    What's your favorite scent?

    The scent of the beach within the tan of a man.



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    1. Boy, do you know the Mistress!

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    2. Pearl is right......i like the way you think!

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  12. Great answers, and I loved #5! 😂

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    1. Its the truth....otherwise, I'd be running an orphanage!

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  13. Take the hot air balloon ride, life is an adventure! Oz might be a nice place to visit until after the election is over.

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    1. Or after the election as the case may be!

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  14. The more you know .... and shooting star!
    Loved your answers!

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  15. I've taken a few mental notes on a few of your answers. I too am into the horror movies fest going on. Pumpkin whoppie pie? That's sounds delish. I too like the crickets sound at night. And have I mentioned I love grey jeans on a guy?

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    1. I get the feeling you like grey jeans in a pile on the floor?

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  16. Chocolate Chip Mint (mint ice cream) - or Mint Chocolate Chip (mint chocolate)?

    Hope you enjoyed your weekend. Hugs, mistress!

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    1. As long as if is smeared all over a man, does it really matter?

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  17. Mistress, you should do one of these a week! I too love pink, chocolate chip mint and the sound of the waves. But when it comes to movies I do enjoy a happy ending. Some of your answers had me cracking up!

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    1. I prefer horror, but would never turn down a happy ending.

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  18. We must be on the,same wave length. I was watching my DVD of Rosemary & Thyme yesterday. You special skill, or they on or off the stage?

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  19. Great post! So my birthday is this month? So this must make you one of those seductive, wild and passionate Scorpios!?! I've been warned of you and your special skills.

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  20. You submitted to the interrogation with great patience and fortitude, Mistress. I'm surprised you weren't asked if you'd ever painted your toenails!

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    1. Oh, that would have been much to personal. Next thing you know, they be asking if a use smooth or ribbed condoms for his pleasure!

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  21. And I can see you sitting there like Ms.Crawford in the boardroom answering these questions. Your humor comes through on several.

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  22. Anonymous10/11/2016

    Regarding Number 10 - what happened to the pink fluffy slippers?
    JP

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    1. Dear, that fluff is marabou. And I only break it out for the special gentlemen.

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  23. Well done, Mistress! You deserve a nice stiff . . . G & T . . . for answering all those questions!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!