Saturday, October 22, 2016

WHY I HAVE HOUSE STAFF

Well, this should certainly clear up why I have houseboys for the house chores around here. And why I had my iron taken from me.

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  1. Ironing? That's dry cleaning around here....

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  2. I have the feeling gin "accidentally" gets into alot of things around there.

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    1. And guest always wonder why it takes me forever to shampoo my hair.

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  3. I don't know what reception in at, but for gods sake, give me a gin and tonic.

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  4. So that's how you manage getting out of house work....thanks for the advice.

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    1. You should have seen my trick for getting out of homework!

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    2. That explains part of my back problems these days.

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  5. My Gawd, I haven't seen a steam iron since Donna Reed was filming "From Here to Eternity".
    I've heard if you put Vicks in one, it will clear your sinuses....

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    1. Dear, years? Are you implying I'm old fashioned? Well, you may have a point. On a good day my hair does resemble that of Donna Reed, only with tons more Aqua Net.

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    2. Well, one of us will have to carry the torch.

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    3. although these days your hair looks more like Phyllis Diller.

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  6. Do you have a special house boy who irons your undies, Mistress?

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    1. A good roll in the hay helps get the wrinkles out.

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    1. We assume then you don't have an ironing board either?

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    2. you assume correctly, oh sweet maddie!

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  8. We were just talking about having staff over coffee this morning after learning that an ironing board is just a surf board that realized it was time to get a job. We've got a really upscale, expensive ironing board. We've never used it. Gin would help.

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    1. Same here Mitchell. I have used it twice in the 15 years I've had it. Gin definitely helps.

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  9. Wait. Gin in the iron is good; the clothes get pressed, you get high, and you get a gin facial to boot.

    I may have to start ironing more!

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    1. Dear, leave it to you! I knew you'd see my side of things.

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  10. Hmm... I've never tried filling my steam iron with gin before. I might have to try that. ;-)

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    1. Hey, the work might not be of standard, but it is definitely more fun!

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  11. My word, I hate to see what you do with the Hoover.

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  12. Why this explains why your always in a good mood and crease free!

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  13. it's beyond me why you haven't created a gin line of cleaning products yet.

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