LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Ironing? That's dry cleaning around here....
Do they use gin too?
I have the feeling gin "accidentally" gets into alot of things around there.
And guest always wonder why it takes me forever to shampoo my hair.
I don't know what reception in at, but for gods sake, give me a gin and tonic.
For once Norma Lee, your on subject!
I'll have to try that sometime!
Small whiffs dear, small whiffs.
So that's how you manage getting out of house work....thanks for the advice.
You should have seen my trick for getting out of homework!
It was this, probably. Jx
That explains part of my back problems these days.
My Gawd, I haven't seen a steam iron since Donna Reed was filming "From Here to Eternity".I've heard if you put Vicks in one, it will clear your sinuses....
Dear, years? Are you implying I'm old fashioned? Well, you may have a point. On a good day my hair does resemble that of Donna Reed, only with tons more Aqua Net.
The "Countess Spencer" look? Jx
Well, one of us will have to carry the torch.
although these days your hair looks more like Phyllis Diller.
Do you have a special house boy who irons your undies, Mistress?
A good roll in the hay helps get the wrinkles out.
what's a steam iron?
We assume then you don't have an ironing board either?
you assume correctly, oh sweet maddie!
We were just talking about having staff over coffee this morning after learning that an ironing board is just a surf board that realized it was time to get a job. We've got a really upscale, expensive ironing board. We've never used it. Gin would help.
Same here Mitchell. I have used it twice in the 15 years I've had it. Gin definitely helps.
Wait. Gin in the iron is good; the clothes get pressed, you get high, and you get a gin facial to boot.I may have to start ironing more!
Dear, leave it to you! I knew you'd see my side of things.
Hmm... I've never tried filling my steam iron with gin before. I might have to try that. ;-)
Hey, the work might not be of standard, but it is definitely more fun!
My word, I hate to see what you do with the Hoover.
Why this explains why your always in a good mood and crease free!
it's beyond me why you haven't created a gin line of cleaning products yet.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!