So far, I have learned many things at my age besides looking great when stepping outside my door, and using crisp, ice cold cubes in my gin, and never, ever act your age! Here are some things I've learned thus far....
People who live in glass houses should have sex in the basement.
-Never read the fine print darlings.....there is no way your gonna like it.
-The trouble with bucket seats is that every bodies bucket isn't the same size.
Too error is human, to forgive,highly unlikely.
-The only two things we do in middle age more frequently is urinate and attend funerals.
-Do you realize that in forty years we're gonna have thousands of old people running around with unrecognized tattoos?
-Money doesn't buy you happiness. But somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Porcshe, then a Hyundai.
-Money doesn't buy you happiness. But my liquor store register tape tell a different story.
-Drinking makes some husbands see double, sleep triple,and feel single.
-Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of dressing up for Halloween.
-After a certain age, if you don't wake stiff, and full of aching in every joint and muscle, your probably dead.
-And lastly....IT'S FRIDAY DARLINGS.....have a big cock-a-tail to welcome the weekend!!! After all, helps us here in Bucks County.........Donald Trump is spending the day here campaigning!!! SMITIES, make mine a TRIPLE doll!!!!!