It's been said from myself and others about the Mistress "Oh, thank God your pretty." While some of you may know he has two degrees, did you know he has a third???
Yes gentle readers it's true. He graduated with honors I understand too! I have long said the Mistress is most happy doing what he does best.
Could any of us blame him though? Even I admit he has great ASSetts. I say if you got em', flaunt em'
Ms. Moorecock-
HAHAHAHAHAHA! He does have rather tempting assets. With a booty, I bet he gives a good lap dance.
ReplyDeleteI've seen rolls of half dollars bounce off
DeleteMs. MOORECOCK! We love when you expose the Mistress's dirty secrets and fine assets. Incidentally I'm missing posts. My reader doesn't appear to be updating posts till hours later!!! What's going on?
ReplyDeletehe is an honorary pink pussycat....may as well air his dirt so he gets his monies worth.
DeleteHe's usually sliding down a pole alright.....
ReplyDeleteor the boys are climbing his.
DeleteI also hear he's used to being upside down. Or was that on his back? Or was it, he's lands on his back?
ReplyDeleteyour right on all counts.
DeleteAnd the bouncing balls are a sight to be seen!
ReplyDeleteI suspected the Mistress was an intellectual - nice to have it confirmed! The assets look in good shape too, but can you vouch for the drilling equipment, Ms Moorecock?
ReplyDeleteI'm no one to gossip but I hear his drilling equipment is top notch!
DeleteCollege of Striptease!?! Let me go get my wad of tens.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know the mistress had 2 degrees, let alone a third! are the first two degrees in gin drinking and bouffant wig wearing?
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to know the Mistress has something she can, um, fall back on when a need arises.
ReplyDeletewhich is often.
DeleteYour the Dita Von Teese of Bucks County.
ReplyDeleteIt was nice you did the photo shoot with us and will come out of drag retirement...even if for only one night.
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