LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That can't be you. You'd fill the length of that heel. I mean....so I hear.
First hand knowledge????????
I see your not a believer in the I never kiss and tell motto.
I see your playing dress up again.
ive long said you make heels look stylish
You should see what I can do with bike shorts.
Are those Manolo Blahniks?
I heard you had big shoes to fill.
And I suppose you think your the person to help fit them on?
Sure as hell be fun trying :-)
I have never seen a shoe sizer like this one. I could use one though.
And not only stretchs shoes...........
You just can't wear your shoe on the right leg can you?
seems to fit like a glove.
And I haven't even shown you my party trick involving the glove yet!!!
Twelve inch heels? Of course. Jx
I've always been a believer in go big or go home. Cheers!
Since all the good comments are already taken, I can only add that this gives the Cinderella story a whole new perspective.
I would like to play the Prince in that take 😉
is that you, mistress? cause you sure look different there...
I wear many hats my dear Anne Marie. Why I'd NEVER expose myself.......
I just adore snakeskin, I think it's so vulgar in a stylish sort of way.
I generally prefer lambskin myself. In ultra sensitive.
and i had you pegged as a pump sort of girl.
As Amy Winehouse would say, my fuck me pumps. And you'd be right.
Is that the Cock of the Walk?
MY , MY MY..... I do believe I just dropped my Manhattan.
Well, watch my shoes!
That certainly is better than any shoe horn I ever used.
You must be quite popular with the boys at the shoe shop when it comes time for a fitting.
I must say, they all seem to like to take the measurement now that you asked.
What does your cobbler think about this???
He is always asking if I want to lift higher.
I'm just grateful they're not Crocs.
Gee, it's that gonna be cold heading into winter?
I think the shoe is too big for that one, Mistress. It has to be either a smaller shoe or a bigger piece of meat. Need I ask which one you would prefer?
I LL be more than willing to slip that one off!
My question: where does he wear the OTHER shoe????
Well, evidently, I've been using the wrong method for trying on shoes!
A girl can never have too many shoes!! ;)
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!