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ReplyDeleteoh yes, the Mistress only hands out miniatures of gin, rum and vodka. The parents love it. The children sleep well, but the cute guys get a condom with his number.
DeleteI'll take everything but the cancer sticks ("lucky" my ass)!
ReplyDeleteThis is a whole story. Your the trick of Bud, who plies you with gin, uses the Redi Whip for unspeakable reasons. Then after enjoy a smoke. Don't think Im doing that laundry.
ReplyDeleteThe Redi Whip is for the banana splits right?
ReplyDeleteComplete with nuts and a cherry.
DeleteThank you Mistress. This reminds me to get some gin and treat or treating candy.
ReplyDeleteThose fall fashions will go nice with a G & T!
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a reason why I picked out my coral pumps tonight. They look like orange coral and are perfect for the season.
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