From the Candy Shop

Isn't Josh adorable in the first photo. Looks as if he was caught doing a dirty deed! If you’ve watched Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” music video, you probably found yourself drooling, like the Mistress, down your chin and on to your over sized estate choker, because of the studly six-packed love interest. Model turned actor Josh Kloss made Perry feel like a cheap whore, I mean, teenager again, and a good majority of those watching as well, a whore that is. I know, he made my palms sweat and filled my stomach with butterflies!!! That’s why I made Josh this week’s cream filled eye candy. If you wanted to know the man behind the abs, I’ve got some deets for you. The 29-year-old Kloss was born in Portland, Oregon. During his college days, he studied vocal performance. With his 6’2″ stature and photogenic looks, he picked up work modeling quickly. Believe it or not, he doesn’t have a strict workout routine to maintain his photo shoot-ready physique. He says all he does is work out intermittently and eats wise proportions. Bitch. But he can come up and see me ANYTIME!