Thursday, October 21, 2010

Talk About a Meat Market




Well, again, the other day the girls, and by girls, I mean the gay boys at work were discussing Manroulette. They were all appalled I had not yet ever been on it. Now first off, I'm in a relationship and very satisfied thank-you and second, even if I was single, the Mistress has always been a "in person" person when it come to sport nookie! Movies,cams and magazines just never satisfy. So one night I was watching some lousy movie on the tube and was bored. I needed more entertainment. Enter Manroulette. Have you ever seen it? The Mistress gave no acknowledgement to the camera, and many simply hit 'next' as I was boring. Others would sit and watch. Occasionally one would try to catch my attention with a friendly "hey" or somesuch. Then there were the putty pullers. It is like a frickin meat market!!!! WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING FOR? Some would pass, others would play more fervently as I was also looking over some drag venues coming up in Philadelphia. And so many men, flashing their junk!?! And all types. Shaved, built,fat,thin, hairy you name it! Eventually, one really nice putty puller settled on me. He must have liked the long v-neck revealing some man cleavage. He was tan and thin and moderately hairy and from what I could tell carried a nice piece. Eventually, he removed his hand from his jewels to his keyboard and asked me a question. "Where are you from and where are you?" My reply of "I'm from my mother and I'm in Pennsylvania" met a quick log-off from the gentleman putty puller. Bored with the experience, I logged off Manroulette, solidifying my ever-present opinion. Call this Mistress old-fashioned, but I prefer to play cat and mouse in person with some dates and build up first. Socialization for me is best done in person. Tootles!

28 comments:

  1. With the demise of ChatRoulette.com it seems there's a bunch of other gay chat roulette sites taking off... I found gaychatroulette.com and the more specific (and furry) BearRoulette.com provided a similar experience to what you're talking about here... good fun for those of us who like cocks ;) But otherwise, your funny as hell girl!

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  2. Because jerking off is fun. Also if you are very patient you actually can have a decent conversation with a hot guy fromo somewhere in the world. Just in the last hour I met two really attractive young guys from the uk and another who happens to live 30 minutes from my house. The key is patience and a strong stomach. Also chat-roulette is for everyone, while man-roulette is for men. This gives it obvious appeal because generally its not all straight guys waiting to see women.

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  3. Oh my God Mistress the things you do and say!!!!That was a good laugh if I say so!

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  4. I have never been on this site either,oh great, there goes my afternoons.

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  5. OMG this is the ultimate time waster… not that I know mind ya!
    Though I had a guy in college in the States as me if Toronto was in Canada…sigh, you gotta love a cute dumb guy!

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  6. LOL,LOL,LOL! You crack me up Mistress! I love the site!
    I'm so addicted to this. Between the dicks are some really cool people, and some of the dicks aren't bad!

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  7. I was going to comment, but okay nevermind I am on manroulette!!!

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  8. OH MY GOD! You are so damn funny!!! Great post. Manroulette is awesome. You didnt link it here but i think u meant to write about it because their slogan is “the meat market”. I just jerked it to a hot boy in his dorm room. i love the interweb...........

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  9. Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaa! This post had me in a uproar Mistress!!! But Aww c'mon. Manroulette is awesome. Haven't you ever been masturbating and though "Man I look good right now! I wish I could share this beautiful sight with the world." If there's one thing I've learned from manroulette, it's that there's much gorgeous dick to be seen!

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  10. Girl! I didn't know you were so scandelous and racey! I'm sooooooooo shocked.

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  11. Mistress I conldn't resist! lol- wow, i went on it, I was speechless... its like dick, dick, face, dick, dick, dick, face!!!

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  12. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,!dick after dick after dick...and the problem is? But I know what your saying, I too like to meet in person and as you say have sport nookie!

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  13. MISTRESS! Your so bad! I love it!

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  14. I like in person too! Iv'e been on there though.I agree, manroulette scares the hell out of me. Not one person talked to me, except for this guy in Paris (if that's where he really was). All he wanted from me was for my roommate and I to "start fooling around."

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  15. Mistress, I went on Manroulette about 3 times. First two times it was scary and stupid. This last time I met a CUTE guy from brussels and we got it on. blush! Funny post!

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  16. Mistress you crack me damn black ass up!!!! What a great lauah I love you! you should come live with me girl!

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  17. God, I could use a cig right about now. Anywho, ummm love it, just love it! I spent way too much time on there, but better then a good game of bridge!

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  18. "..Glory Hole of the Internet.."
    Ok, it is really funny! Not that I would know....

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  19. LOL! You sound like quiet the roit! I myself am quite addicted!

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  20. Yea, I think I'm with you on this, I'd rather have the whole real enchilada! Nothing like it!

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  21. I so saw you on their too. You were the one with the mole next to your balls right?

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  22. What a intresting post tootes! Well you know I'm a lady and would never go on that site!!!! I hear it is a good time waster though?

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  23. Omg! I don't believe it!!! Should we meet the same time next week!

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  24. Now you know that Manroulette is a home away from home! I'll admit it, Im on whenever I'm bored to do a little show! And it is a meat market for sure!

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  25. You mean to tell me that men show their junk on this thing? WQhy I never.....next thing you know there will be Mistressroulette!

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  26. Oh not me, I would much rather be a solo flyer! I love when do do some dirty talk from time to time!

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  27. Manroulette? And here I thought it was some kind of game show!

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  28. I would meet you here sometimes if you wanted too ;)

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