Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Some Facebook Humor

Facebook is probably a wonderful thing, or so I hear. Ya see, the Mistress is probably one of three people not yet on facebook. Now mind ya, I don't have anything against facebook or those on it, I just #1, don't have the time, #2, I talk to most of my family and friends now that I want to talk to, #3, I'm just more of a blogger type of person. Some of my friends must ask me once a week to join facebook and it just won't happen. Maybe some day, but for now, I think this is more the Mistress ....



Some other doziess!










24 comments:

  1. I use it mainly to IM with friends and family on the other coast, and to put up wackadoo status updates!

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  2. There as already been a politician embarrassed by online posting. Let the fun begin!

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  3. I tried a FB account for 2 months and then deleted it. It was a huge time waster and nothing of any consequence was ever communicated via it. You're right, blogging is much better.

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  4. I should have never sent you that Blunt Card -- which I found out about on Facebook.

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  5. Girl - You DO belong on Drunkbook!

    XOXOXO

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  6. Anonymous8/31/2010

    So true! Sometimes I find myself in a struggle to keep up with it all. I leave it to just two now - Facebook and Twitter. One with my real identity and one for my alter - Madtexter.

    One has to temper the crazy beeyotch with the good little boy.

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  7. These are so great! Loves loves loves!!!

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  8. I am a big fan of Blunt cards and fb! I have 2 sets of cards and I am just waiting for the opportunity to give my favorite – “It’s your day. Don’t fuck it up!”
    It’s not one I could just give to anyone...... These are pretty funny!

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  9. I have been a Blunt fan on for awhile now. I love the sarcastic wit of the cards. They are so ME. Can’t wait to get some and send some. You need to get on Facebook!!!!!!! lol!

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  10. I love them all! Maybe the Mistress could start up Drunk book! Another I saw once i liked , that spoke to me most recently was “Thank You… For not buying me a blanket with sleeves.”

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  11. Priceless!!!! I couldn't agree more with these! There all so funny.

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  13. I don't know, I think the second couldn't sound more like the Mistress!!!!!!! All I remember one time was someone asking you about going on Facebook and your reply was "Honey, it will cut in on my cockatail time!!!" Your too much!

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  14. Got to have them. What a hoot.

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  15. Can I just tell you how much I freakin’ love you right now for finding these. I have never heard of them. I need that laugh. Im shocked the Mistress hasn't started up Drunkbook yet?

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  16. LOL! tHESE ARE SO FUNNY! And some of them how true! And we all thank you for not drunk facebooking!

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  17. Im dying over these. DYING! Hell even I'm on facebook honey! And sometimes drunk.Hmmmmmmm maybe you should start up drunkbook!

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  18. I discovered Blunt Card a while back and they are always sooooo funny. Always cheers me right up if i’m in a foul mood! I make a ass of myself in the store reading them!

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  19. I'm on Facebook but it is getting very tiring..... I really don't give a shit anymore what your kid looks like, if you just farted, or if you just tried a new ice cream flavor. These are funny as hell!!! lol! Thanks for the laugh.

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  20. OH ,I will so be looking these up.. yep yep yep, thanks for sharing them Mistress. I join drunkbook if you start it up!

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  21. HA! Tried to visit this website on my work laptop. Here’s the message I received (honest to God):

    Content blocked by your organization Reason:
    This Websense category is filtered: Tasteless. Yet I get your blog!!! JK! tHESE ARE GREAT! When i saw the first one and your comment I really did sparay my drink out!!! Your crazy Mistress!

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  22. a fan of this site!
    Bitchin' is FUN I must say~

    xo

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  23. Anonymous8/31/2010

    LOVE these!!! Very very true comments!

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  24. Those pictures remind me of dress patterns from the 50's when I used them to make clothes.

    Drunkbook! LOL I need to be on Chocolatebook.

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