The Mistress is always about doing her part for community service and helping out some poor suckers. So any of my straight or lesbian readers that need a date with someone special here is the newly single Lindsay Lohan. She is stalking, I mean, searching, for a new love baby. And she even has her profile video ready to go. Any takers? There won't be a dull moment, I promise
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It's sad, cuz it's true.
ReplyDeleteCrazy made a video.
She is crasy and your sick Mistress! Funny as hell!
ReplyDeleteAt least she has a sense of humor about her sorry ass. I hadn't seen this yet.
ReplyDeletewow...TRAIN WRECK!!!!!
ReplyDeletePicture my head. Now picture my hand in the shape of a capital "L" raised to my forehead.
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