Aint the art on our site exquisite?
When was the last time you saw one of those???
But Mistress, you didn't say how the weekend went? Well, it was the Woods kids. Glamping at it's finest. Not just campsites...but glamp sites. Living in a square cut or naked, laying poolside, drinking, eating, a naked hike, laying poolside, drinking, rinse and repeat. It was a splendid time! Saw some old friends, a past co-worker and nice to see the resident perm site owners there. It's always splendid spending any time in Xanadu. And it was a special treat to meet a blog reader, who never comments, but it was pure accident that the name of my blog came up in conversation. Then he thought he was stuck in a Venus fly trap, I think. It was a pleasure talking with you about everything Mark! We must meet again. Plus, it was bear weekend y'all. And I still have all my limbs after getting nibbled at. But it was bear weekend. This little ditty should sum it up.
This always looks and sounds like so much fun. Did you have any cock waffles? Sorry. Was that too personal?
ReplyDeleteI had two....but they didn't feel like waffles.........
DeleteOh. My. Gay. Gawd.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of naked hikes (never done one) but THAT AIRSTREAMMMMM!!! You know my life goal when I grow up is to get one, right? Even if I have to *barf* get an SUV to tow it. Dream!
Love the setting, love the mood and would love some of those cock waffles (and some cock, tbh) LOL
XOXO
I was stuffed with cocks. Waffles of course. Or was it????.......
DeleteI saw the Bambi airstream these guys had and knew I had to get a picture for you. I also took one of a larger airstream...but didn't post that one.
Ohhh....
DeleteAnd does that 'larger airstream' have a name? I mean 'model'?
XOXO
yes, probably called 10"incher.
DeleteSix, I don't know what model the larger airstream goes by, but it was triple the size of this one. But the boys with the Bambi were cute, very 70's vibe looking. I smoked a blunt with them.....
DeleteI'd like to waffle that cook's cock for sure.
ReplyDeleteWith some extra syrup!!!
DeleteThe sculpture: Goliath isn't always bigger than David.
ReplyDeleteI dated a Goliath once. It was in name only.
DeleteDid David enjoy the mud bath at the spa?
ReplyDeleteWhy yes....and it's great to hold all my rings.
DeleteI see that Michelangelo's David has been given an upgrade.
ReplyDeleteThe perfect place for my rings when I remove them.
DeleteHa! Michelangelo's first attempt at "doing David" did survive the Inquisition, after all! Jx
ReplyDeleteLooks like it, right? Now his "work" is really on attention.
DeleteHeaven...sheer heaven. Though, you know the only clothing I'd have would be shoes.
ReplyDeleteI don't to naked the full days....I worry to much about skin cancer and wrinkling. I generally lay at naked a half day...and of course the naked hikes!!
DeleteLove the bear xx
ReplyDeleteIs it cute? I hear some guy carved it and gave it to the wait staff.
DeleteThat first picture screams heaven ... and then cock waffles???
ReplyDeleteSchlockorama? Cheap or inferior goods? Or was it a continuous showing of 1973's Schlock?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how the showing went, but it tickled me to see a vintage drive-in movie sign still left somewhere.
DeleteAre those your sexy gams!?!?!? It just blows my mind the time and investment into some of these sites!!!!! They are downright pretty! Hell, I'd be willing to go glamping like this!
ReplyDeleteThe bear song cracked me the hell up. You are a card Mistress.
Schlock-o-rama? joan crawford won't be happy about that. im also surprised your legs aren't up?
ReplyDeleteSo how filling were the cock waffles?
ReplyDeleteBetween them and the "whipped"cream, let's say I was filled.
DeleteNaked hikes? How do you protect yourself against the biting insects???!
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, very pleased to see that you had a good time and met some fans!
Sx
Well dear Scarlet, I use a lovely lemon and eucalyptus tonic spray that insects hate, made by a company called Murphy, keeps them at bay, but I found out the men rather enjoy it and attracts them to the Mistress. So a win win!!!
DeleteI have something similar from Neal's Yard! What with this and a preference for Issey Miyake, we seem to be scent twins!
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We found out that the flying, biting insects hate eucalyptus when our last tree had to come down. (scritch, scritch, scritch) The newest variety of skeeters here are awful - they leave a blister-like welt. Nasty little buggers. I shall look for the Murphy's you mention (this Cutter Deep Woods stuff really stinks!).
DeleteOh Scarlet....I love L' I'dssey by Issey Miyake!!! One of my favorite scents.
DeletePat-I found it at my local garden nursery and greenhouse. Smells lovely and works. Another thing here certain bugs also hate is marigolds. Which is why I have potted ones close to the porch where we sit.
LIving vicariously,
ReplyDeleteI WANT TO GO TO THAT FILM FESTIVAL. How amazing. And such lovely pics. Thanks for sharing. My heart to you. Enjoy!
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