HEY!!!! No knocking the knockers, boys! The size and droopage of my boobage has been grossly exaggerated. No magnets or metal detectors, please. I will stick to my time-honored method of using double sided tape, if you don't mind.
Wait, shaving the girls!?! Not knowing anything or being familiar with the female anatomy, I didn't know the girls could get hair on them? LMAO!!!!! Are dearAnne Marie would so love this thread!!!!
Mads, honey, I seem to be able to grow hair anywhere except on my legs and arms. I'm not a bear or anything chest wise, I just use a razor instead of plucking or waxing. The mustache and beard have gotten a little out of hand since menopause set in, but I was used to shaving those anyway. It sounds worse than it is, really. Probably born with too much abusive testosterone that beat down my passive estrogen in a massive display of power! Curses! I'm going to shut up now. This is a strange tangent even for me!
Go big or stay home! Nothing wrong with some cushion for the pushin'! And speaking of some damn fine cushions... how you doin' Ms. Maddie? Ginger Minj rocks.
Oh my god. The looks. The names. Maxi Shield! Those boobs must be so hard on her back. Poor thing.
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here...
DeleteNo worries, silicone is much lighter than the real thing!
Well Mitchell, The Duchess Deedles tells me all the time that hers are looking for Loose Change on the floor.
DeleteAll Deedles has to do is attache magnets to the “tips” and she'll never have to bend down for the change.
DeleteOMG!!!!!!! Metal detectors!!!! How will she ever be able to go shopping again?
DeleteHEY!!!! No knocking the knockers, boys! The size and droopage of my boobage has been grossly exaggerated. No magnets or metal detectors, please. I will stick to my time-honored method of using double sided tape, if you don't mind.
DeleteOh, Deedles, aren't you sore from all that double-sided tape?
DeleteOnce I started shaving my girls, Scoot, the soreness disappeared.
DeleteDeedles:
DeleteI was going to say (SCREAM) TMI. But we crossed that line a long time ago.
Wait, shaving the girls!?! Not knowing anything or being familiar with the female anatomy, I didn't know the girls could get hair on them? LMAO!!!!! Are dearAnne Marie would so love this thread!!!!
DeleteMads, honey, I seem to be able to grow hair anywhere except on my legs and arms. I'm not a bear or anything chest wise, I just use a razor instead of plucking or waxing. The mustache and beard have gotten a little out of hand since menopause set in, but I was used to shaving those anyway. It sounds worse than it is, really. Probably born with too much abusive testosterone that beat down my passive estrogen in a massive display of power! Curses! I'm going to shut up now. This is a strange tangent even for me!
DeleteDeedles... think how easy a career you'll have as a drag King!
DeleteYeah, but the drag Queens have better outfits.
DeleteI may have just wet myself from laughter!!!! Thanks you three.
DeleteWhat Moving with Mitchell said!! I'm totally in support of big girls because as the song says,"Fat bottom girls, you make the world go round!" xoxo
ReplyDeleteI love me some Ginger Minj!
ReplyDeleteLove it! All are gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteAll hail Ginger Minj, my Goddess, my Queen!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean a Ginger Minj Altar is coming?
DeleteGo big or stay home! Nothing wrong with some cushion for the pushin'! And speaking of some damn fine cushions... how you doin' Ms. Maddie? Ginger Minj rocks.
ReplyDeleteIm just glad to see you again my dear!!!!!! You have been on my mind friend.
Delete💖💋💖
Flotilla DeBarge - that made me laugh. Thank you. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteShe could make you laugh too Spo...Flotilla is crazy!!!!!
DeleteCharlene Incarnate could be dressed only by jewels, at least as I can see #2
ReplyDeleteCharlene Incarnate is legendary....and twisted girl.
ReplyDeleteLove them!
ReplyDeleteI saw Flotilla and Charlene in a photo exhibit about Drag at the Saint Kate in Milwaukee. FABULOUS!
XOXO