Let's hope we can get through this without a call from Mother today.
Meanwhile at my gym.....
And because you just know I adore me some evil Amazon...
This next one is one I captured myself while driving down on 309 south one night last week. It caught my attention at the carwash.
Needless to say I wasn't satisfied.
Wait where's that car wash?
ReplyDeleteAnd I laughed my silly gay ass off with these! OMG the one about Lady G. How fast are the gays?
And it's a struggle for Max Adonis? I can help.
XOXO
These are great! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeletei find it hard you gave anyone just one squirt. we know of your talents
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A fun collection gurl! The Debbie Cakes!!!! But the dough rolling, if that had been my gut you wouldn't even see that cutting board!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I had my bottom blasted.
Well I'm ready NOW to be invaded by an alien! Let's just get it over with.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the chortles.
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
I stopped at fitness instructor ..... and lingered.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!! These gave me a good chuckle for sure. The Amazon one for sure. I have a friend working there now and he absolutely hates it and them. I will die and go with out before they get anything with them.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely want to visit that car wash. Woot Woot! Adore the face mask... what a fashion statement! And Little Debbie! My Dad loved those plastic coated treats. Thanks for all the chuckles today. You the best.
ReplyDeleteThese are so great! The "Day 45 in quarantine" one made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteThe fitness instructor... I hope you sent him north.
ReplyDeleteI'm joining that gym!
ReplyDeletewhat do you plan to exercise, your jaw?
DeleteSomeone got burned!!!!!
DeleteTh car wash?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Thats is funny as hell! I wonder if it has gay owners?
ReplyDeleteAnd I see you left the instructor fully packed. Just what do you tell him?
My goodness I can understand why you sent that young man packing. I hope you were nice and helped him pack! I love the car wash sign too! Good for them! You can't always find a place to get your bottom blasted. Advertising is key!
ReplyDeletethe mistress is an professional packer.
DeleteHow may times did you go through the car wash then?
ReplyDeleteThese are all pretty good. Who knew the Jettisons would ring so true?
bitch! gigi cat does wake me and spouse has cawfee ready. it takes me 60-90 minutes to wake up in the morning.
ReplyDeleteThat comic might give your spouse some ideas!
DeleteLOL!!!!! SUCH GOOD LAUGHS! Wait till Anne Marie see the one!
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate to the first one. They'll be calling me Pearly "Can't Fit Through the" Gates.
I had no idea you needed a car wash now to get your bottom blasted?
In these hard times there's an heroic spirit at work in this blog --you. Thanks, Maddie, humor helps everybody be brave.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Geo. Even as angry or sad as I can get, I try to find a funny or happy side to things, otherwise we may go crazy. Some days my sane days are questionable. lol
DeleteWhy did I linger too long at the fitness instructor? Let me go back and check. Oh yeah, that’s why! These brought a much needed chuckle dear Maddie! Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh my, that last one is hysterical!
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