Thursday, June 7, 2018

THE SIZZLE BEGINS

Well, is it me or did I seem gone forever??? You know me and summer go together like peanut butter and jelly, like fish to water, well, like me and gin!!! 

It was glorious having my first vacation off, I must admit, but alas.... how I missed you all, my dear and sweet readers!!! No need to mention did any of you think to stop in to feed the fish and houseboys??? After leaving the Casa,I had a brief pit stop in Harrisburg at the Capital Street Duo's abode for my friends Russ's 50th birthday party, complete with magician.... before heading to Fire Island.It did not take me long to escape on Memorial Day to New York City to meet Preston.  No need for a passport or a flight. It only took a train ride to Sayville and a short ferry ride to reach our destination. I was immediately charmed by this place two years ago, and so happy to spend a few days more there. I hope this post will answer your questions and motivate you to put Fire Island on your bucket list while visiting New York.
The view out my bedroom  door!!!

Fire Island is a thin and long island facing Long Island, NY and the Atlantic Ocean.  Along the island, you will encounter several mostly gay, small villages.  There is a water taxi to go from one village to another, but you can also walk there through the beach, or the elaborate boardwalks then run everywhere. We were treated to stay as guests with one of Preston's friends who got a time share all summer. Being only a minute away from the beach was an ideal location. Not to far for me to stumble around drunk.  The only downside was probably the weather, a couple of grey days with the rain. You can walk everywhere though on the beach or wooden boardwalks as no cars are permitted on the island.  We also visited the village next door, Cherry Grove.


Once the Summer starts, Fire Island becomes very popular again and hosts some of the craziest parties.  The Pines is also know for its expensive real estate.  Some of the houses are enormous and magnificent. If I had the money...or a wealthy man... I would have a hard time choosing which one I like the most. This one was rather nice!
Another thing I adore about the island is the deer and how just how many there is. Still can't get used to seeing them in this environment. We even saw one day three actually in the ocean, but I didn't have my camera that day. Most will get very close, and a few will even feed from your hands.
Some lovely wildflowers growing in a grass verge.
I actually did spend a few days relaxing and even left a low tea to head back to the house to hear one of the live broadcast's of the Philly Orchestra's performance from Hamburg, contrary to rumor thinking I snuck back for a booty call.
Good music, a good read, ale and a view like this. What's to complain about I ask? Of course, don't let me fool you. I had plenty of sight seeing!!! Here is one day at high tea dance! I wanted to do a swan dive from the balcony into the sea of men...a long dream of mine, but Preston talked me out of it. 
Some boys of summer!!! oH LA LA! I do believe the guy with the pinkish swim trunks was smuggling a whole fruit basket in there.

Our neighbors invited us for a waffle breakfast one day. But alas, I was feasting my eyes on the buns.
Speaking of Preston....he with his pussy hat! It's a wonder he wasn't hunted down in those suckers.It was bad enough I had to hear him purring at night.
Preston captured this picture of me in a deep conversation over some political talk I was having. Never wear cream shorts to a tea dance. There pink and red before you go. Some probably thought I was having my period.
And I never leave home without one pair of heels. At least.
One day at a party this queen shows up. Eponine was her name.  This queen showed up, acting like a queen, pranced in, tits out, booty shaking, in gold boots, shades, and a cheap ass crown, walking around with attitude like Cesri Lannister.
Of course I loved her. We talk world current events.
 Another night we caught the lunacy of the lovable and hilarity of Dina Martina.
While there most of the time I was accosted by these three- relentlessly. Three Canadians. I called them my triple threat.
Joel Mick and Tony. I was a bit smitten with Joel and might have shared a kiss or two. Joel on the left hails from Thunder Bay Ontario. We did exchange digits and info, opps, sorry, I talking like these young kids these days with street talk. We promised to keep in touch. But these three were a hand full on the dance floor.
But all good things must end...and it was off the island and back to reality. For now. I already miss the sunsets there.
On my first day back to my fair hamlet, I had to meet the Capital Street Duo in Philly for the Wanamaker Organ Concert last Saturday, more later, and have been running since. 

Looks like my social season is under way.

62 comments:

  1. Gaw-geous! All of it; beach, buns, books, booze!

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    1. And throw in boys....and you just named all my favorite B words!!!!!

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  2. Glad you had a good time, Mistress! Canadian boys are cute, n'est-ce pas?

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    1. More like tu veux aller au lit avec moi ce soir?

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    2. Mon Dieu! O.O

      Eeeeeeeeyaaaaayyy, Maddie is back, I missed you buddy!!! :)......

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    3. My God is right. I would love to take you there Steven. To the island that is,lol

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  3. An exceptional place.!!!!! I have been once and still remember my memories of it. Every gay person should experience at least one time being there. I enjoyed this post very much...it was worth the wait handsome! Welcome back!

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    1. I'd say your right. I can not put it into words...except for gay heaven.

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  4. Loverly pictures, especially the deer!
    And yeah! for my fellow Canadians :-) xoxoxox

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    1. and I can guarantee you they were being cheered on too.

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  5. Jesus Christ......you legs look good in heels. Bitch.

    But glad your back beautiful.

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  6. This post got me going... in awe, jealous, smiling and horny!!!! The guys there must be gorgeous!!!! Sound like you had the best of both worlds. Now I want to hear more about this sizzle that went on!!!!!!!!!

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  7. this is just sinful, sinful I say. here i am working like a crazy person running this dump while your dipping your fanny in the atlantic with hot canadians. you best head to church .

    haven't you done enough united nations work already?

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    1. When it comes to United Nations and my charity work, is enough ever enough Ms. Moorecock?

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    2. "you best head to church" - I've heard you can really get some good head in a church...(or so my friends tell me)

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    3. At Anne Marie- No doubt in the back pew knowing you!!!

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    4. Churches will crumble with you two in them.

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  8. I like tony myself, eh? preston ain't so bad either.

    WELCOME BACK, DARLING! of course, the gin tanks are empty and the houseboyz have been such lazy fucks. get out your whip and crack them back into shape!

    and were not those live philly orchestra concerts da bomb!

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    1. Alas....I only heard the Hamburg concert when I was gone, and the Vienna one last week. The one from Hamburg was truly spectacular and had me near tears in was so beautiful. The best I ever heard them play Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 4.

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    2. I heard the vienna and both israeli concerts.

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  9. A quiet place with a long and beautiful beach not very far from New York it's greatisn't it? Nice post and photos Mistress... and Bravo also your professionalism with the three Canadian men!!!! Im SURE you were lady like. William and I were in Fire Island twice...nothing like it, but those days are over for us now, so I thank you for taking us with you. Your legs look spectacular in heels dear...like you came out the womb made for heels.

    Love the deer.

    How I have missed your daily musings. You have no idea.

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    1. Thank you Agnes. I do believe I could still whiff your windsong there.

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  10. Silly, me, I thought vacations were for resting! I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, sweet pea. You deserved the time away. You were sorely missed, though.

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    1. How ever did you know I was sore? I missed you too Duchess Deedles.

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    2. Ps....I must see too, I see a new picture. You and the balder half look so beautiful together. Your like a hot version of Della Reese!!!! You too look like a lot of fun!!!!!!!

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    3. Aw, aren't you sweet. Balder half is a lot of fun. I, however, am just a lot of :)
      A hot version of Della Reese, hmmm. I was going for a fat version of Dorothy Dandridge!

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  11. And that's why I love you. You will talk to anyone no matter how butch or fem. Most gay guys annoy me because they don't associate with fem guys. What's the deal? I loved Eponine too!!!

    What I realized in Fire Island is that it wasn’t about who you are, what you’re into, if your gay, straight, bi, trans, it didn’t matter, everyone was there to have a good time and meet some fun people. I made the mistake of drinking what I thought was called the “Pirates Punch” but then found out after ordering it all night that it was called a Planter’s Punch. Regardless, it was a full cup of three different rums with a splash of grapefruit and cherry juice.

    It was a bad decision to say the least. Beautiful trip Mistress.

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  12. Great photos! What a perfect beach holiday!!!!! I don't know if I should love you or hate you your legs look better than mine in heels?!?

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  13. Welcome back Mistress! Sounds like a great trip! I'm loving the shots you took but I'm not buying the three Canadians didn't rape you.

    I hope you saved some energy for P-Town?????? I love me some Dina.

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  14. Welcome back! I was beginning to think you got kidnapped by a band of roving gypsies...(which, perhaps, isn't a bad thought...)

    The photos are all completely intriguing - impossible to chose favorites. And I never knew there were deer on Fire Island!

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    1. The deer still amaze me Jon. Seems weird to see them there.

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  15. Jeez, you always know how to make me homesick! Looks like the perfect East Coast start to summer. My best friend's family used to have a home on Fire Island, and we spent the weekend after our high school graduation there. Such a lovely place!

    But I should go with you. So glad your back.

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  16. Great photos, it looks like so much fun! I am loving you in those shorts! Yum.

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  17. "I wanted to do a swan dive from the balcony into the seamen."


    Mistress, I can still smell the sin and sex on you.

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  18. Vanjie. Miss Vannnjie. Miss Vannnnnnnnnjie.

    You do know you could use Miss Maddie in this instance too right? Maddie. Miss Madddie, Miss Madddddddddie. I heard it was all one could hear at night on the island.

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    1. Every time someone on here says Vannnnjie...we need to start doing a shot.

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    2. @Cali-Boi- Is that one shot per Vannnnnjie or one shot per three Vannnnjies? Doesn't matter. I'd be dead by the end of the day either way.

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    3. It's been done. Years ago to Despina's-"Sugar-Daddy-O". When the crowd started chanting Maddie-O...I knew it was my cue to go clear the floor to have some church.

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  19. Boy...it's about time you get back! What a post! Looks like a great time! But couldn't Preston get a picture of you without those shorts on? Not even a ass shot?!?!?


    I need to do a trip there sometime...looks amazing.

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  20. I was trying to figure out why some of these pictures looked so familiar, especially the boardwalks. Then it hit me. They looked straight out of the movie Longtime Companion, one of my favorites. I'm mesmerized by them.

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    1. Deedles...that is one of my top five favorite movies of all time! So well done and the scene where Bruce Davidson tells his partner to let go gets me every damn time. Come to the Casa and we'll have a sob fess with libations darling.

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    2. Maddie, I gotta tell ya, there ain't enough libations in the universe to erase the mental picture of me ugly crying and blowing bubbles out of my nose! The whole last half of this movie does that to me.

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    3. LOL!!!! Ahhh the ugly cry....gotta love it. But I have to tell you, every time I'm in Fire Island I think of the movie. One day, Im going to drop shorts, and run butt ass naked into the ocean to the Tide is High like Billy Campbell did!!!!!!

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  21. Gorgeous pictures, and I'd probably forget about the waffles too if I had that guy cooking them.

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  22. I had sworn off pancakes but this could make me reconsider.

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  23. So glad you didn't jump. With your equipment you could have really injured someone....or got a hole in one.

    I have always loved seeing the deer and broadwalks. The no car rule is excellent.

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  24. We missed you, now why did you return home?

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  25. Welcome Back!

    Thanks for sharing these awesome fotos! The architecture: Magnificent. The boardwalks: Charming! The beach views: Gorgeous! The deer: Enchanting! The flowers: Vibrant! The sunset: Stunning! The people: Friendly and Funtastic! What a fabulous and amazing time you had! Feasts, Frivolities, and Fun!


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    1. I swear when you speak it's like poetry.

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  26. You sure do have the fun...enough for you and i. I haven't been there in years. It really is a picturequse place. I can't take my eyes off your legs in heels! Lovely post Mistress. Welcome back.

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  27. Between the bare tits, ads and all the baskets, I have to re read this. I was distracted.

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  28. I missed you! It sounds like you enjoyed yourself, though.

    I recently read that after Sandy the nude beaches are forboten - even though the dunes have been restored. WTF?!?!?

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  29. Looks like you had a great time! These photos are beautiful. I'm going to put this on my list of places to visit someday! Can you imagine this fag hag amongst all those gay boys?

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  30. So so pretty! I want to go there! The picture with the beer book of essays and ocean had me.

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  31. Ahhh the joys of summer, and with Canadians no less

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  32. Ohhhh, what a glorious escape!! I love your photos, just love them! But not one cock reveal.

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  33. What a fun adventurous trip! Great photos. Looks like a great place to frolic. And that Preston?!? I'd be jumping him!
    Thanks for the vicarious day trip! Love the deer!

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  34. This post made me want to go there a.s.a.p.!!!

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  35. I see your just back too. Looks like you had a hell of a fun trip. I am exhausted after this travel. I don't know how you do it. Stunning pictures.

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