LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Oh, that BASTARD! Ha ha, I'm stealing this for Translesbigayapalooza, if that's okay with you.
Steal away tootes💋
he was just upset because he found your sweet roll looked impressive.
I fucking love you Mistress
How many is too many???
well... that's one way to look at it!!!
Ha! With that, I'm watching Jeopardy and going to bed!
You can never have enough desserts!
this country is fucked up!
Life is short, eat the cake!
Just goes to show, "you can't have your cake and look great too"!
Take him to court! The rights of dessert-indulgers need to be protected!
Oh shit, now I'm hungry for cake.
I probably thought you were smuggling two eclairs in your jeans.
Mistress, you are so bad.
I guess it's like when a bartender cuts you off, wants you sober and safe enough to be a repeat customer.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!