Wednesday, August 10, 2016

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG????


So one day I was reading Deb's blog, She Who Seeks, and she had a cute post that I enjoyed, and then the ever dainty Anne Marie followed suit...and I just couldn't resist to do it too. I though it was a genius way to reveal some of yourself in a fun way. The post in question was what do you carry in your handbag? Or in my case man purse!!! I prefer messenger bag myself. On a daily basis when going to work, or if I'll be out and about on the town with friends or guest, and won't be home for some time, I ALWAYS take my messenger bag. There are just certain things I must have with me at all times and at my finger tips. And I bet you'll be surprised to see how few things I carry. But, probably  more high maintenance then say my straight male counter part. And don't even get me started on what a carry in a drag bag....we'd be here all night! But why not carry these items in your pockets Mistress? Have you seen how tight my jeans are? I dare you to even fit a quarter in those pockets!!!! I like my bottoms snug, not loose because of my lean frame. 
 
I carry just a basic black messenger with two compartments. Let's take a gander at what I have on a daily basis.....
 
I divided it into categories....first up are my three absolute necessities....
Sunglasses, wallet and car, abode, and mail keys. Even though my houseboys usually greet me at the door, and driver will usually chauffeur me to work.
 
The next group is my toilettes essentials....
I always carry cologne samples for a quick smell good. Mints, for fresh breath...one never knows when a man might slope in for a kiss! Lip balm for the same reason. Lip balm also aids in the impromptu , huh, well, huh....oral tests. Advil...for those hangovers, Wet Wipes. Why yes! If there is one thing I can't stand... it is feeling un-fresh. I'm not saying I have to be Lily of the Valley fresh, but I want a clean feel damn it! They are also good for freshening "things" up when it's hot out. And of course facial tissue.
 
Up next..my tech shit.
We have here my I pod shuffle and ear buds, a Swiss Army knife in case I can't get a cap off a liquor bottle, a beer bottle, or assistances in tapping a cap off a champagne bottle... file my nails, stab someone who won't get off there cell phone, in case I have to screw something loose, clip some flowers,pick a lock, oh, there are multiple uses for this gadget. My cell phone, and a battery changer for my phone in case a need a quick  charge. And of course my digital camera, but I was using that to take pictures silly.
My cellphone lit up so you can see my screen saver of my next husband... Willie Gomez!
 
Next up is my social must haves...
 Case of Cigars....in case I want one while at happy hour, and of course my black book!!!! How else do you expect me to remember all my men?!?!?!
 
But alas....in my other compartment darlings, it is ALWAYS happy hour...wherever I go...Karen Walker had nothing on me!!!!
 
After all, there is always time for a cock-a-tail!!!
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46 comments:

  1. Great post! Entertaining. And with that nice bulge we know you won't be fitting anything in those jeans.

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  2. HA!!!!! Have I ever told you, you are fabulous?

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  3. but where is the blood red lipstick Cruella?

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    1. "I suppose that's better than blaming bad judgement and gin."

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  4. LOVE THIS POST! It was just as fun as seeing in your underwear drawers that time. I too carry a messenger bag....but I carry even more stuff and we'll leave it there.

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  5. Love everything in your messenger...wallet, sunglasses, freshen up things ...everything! Great post! I'm not sure if your serious about the gin or not?!?!?! And love your opening pic.

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  6. What a fun post! Thank you for giving us a peek inside! It's so fabulous you carry your own old fashioned glassware,lol!!!!! LOVE your screen saver...yum!

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  7. MEDUIM BLACK BOOK?!?!?! No wonder you always need a vacation.

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  8. Nothing here surprises me with your taste!!! Great post! I love those 'What's In Your Bag!' That is a seriously gorgeous messenger & I love that your items...something for every scenario arises ! And I enjoy a great smelling man.

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  9. "I like my bottoms snug" Are we still talking about your jeans or your men?

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  10. Fun post...and I seriously believe you really carry these things. Love the swiss army knife. Man of the world.

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  11. For starters I LOVE that bag. It's definitely on my wish list. You definitely keep all the essentials in your bag. And you never are one to be caught for guard. I just surprised these isn't a extra pair of underwear!!!!!

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  12. LOL,LOL,LOL!!! The phone says it's 6:35...yet your crotch tells us it's 8:00.

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  13. Your whats in my bag gives me ideas for what I should put in my bag...even though I already have too much stuff and it is way to heavy. Love the wet wipes.

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  14. love the post but I am interested to know what essentials you bring when you have a hook up?

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    1. That's a whole other bag of tricks dear.

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  15. Your stocked and ready for anything, boy!! Thanks for sharing :)

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  16. Love seeing what you carry! The cellphone screen saver had me swooning. I can get behind a man who carries his own gin and glassware!!!!! LOVE the white jeans!

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  17. Can't say the Swiss Army knife I saw coming...but a mistress must have some protection, wink!

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  18. A man purse would have worked when I lived in California, but here in rural Tennessee it would be lethal. I'd be shot, skinned, and hung out to dry.

    When I was a young street slut in Hollywood I carried a switchblade, condoms, a flask of whiskey, and various pills.

    Nowadays I travel very light. Cell phone, shades, keys, change, and personal I.D. in case I drop dead.

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    1. Why do white jeans suddenly make me hungry?

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    2. would you like mustard and ketchup with that?

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    3. mustard, a slice of cheese, and a steamed potato bun for me please!

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    4. we really do have a lot in common.....

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  19. I'd say you carry that weight well; imagine trying to stuff a bottle of bluecoat down THOSE jeans! or this that what I spy with my little eye?

    "ever dainty" - bwhahahahahahaha!

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    1. a-tisket, a-tasket, look what's in the basket!

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    2. every morning it's like battening down the hatches

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  20. How revealing! And it's always good to be prepared.

    I vaguely remember doing a "what's in your bag" meme a few years ago. I'll have to see if I can find it (there's no point in doing a new one as there's bugger all of interest in my bag now - I'm a rubbish gay/witch/human)

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    1. I would love to read yours...Im off to search.....

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  21. It's everything I expected ... and more!

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  22. "What's in your bag?" "What's in your jeans", more like! Jx

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  23. You're very well organized but that does not surprise me! And is no one going to make a bag versus basket reference?

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    1. Ha....i have a feeling their is more in the basket!

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    2. there is green eggs and slab of ham in there!

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  24. Ah...we finally see inside your man bag!!! And all essential,including the gin!!! I just knew you'd be prepared for anything....including happy hour.

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  25. Great post! I'd play along, but with me being a telecommuter a post with my cell phone, keys and wallet would be booooring!

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  26. Loved this post. I always like getting a glimpse in your closet, bag or drawers! I want those sunglasses. I bet I can get my hand in your pocket though!

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  27. Great post! I always wondered what men tote around in those things. I could never...well, certainly not with the condition of my condition. But, as my blogger persona (Big Whack Attack) takes over, I must question that an item is missing. Yes, my favorite mistress, an item is missing! Where is the condom? One must always be ready to play safe.
    Now, about those white denims... So positively luscious. And, I certainly would not want to ruin the lines with even a dime in the pocket! But, I tell you, I'd be mighty, mighty tempted to free what is trapped in there...
    Hugs!!!!

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  28. that was in the wallet!!!! I'm all about tempting......

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  29. Hugs for being totally prepared. And close hugs to make things expand some lines in those denims!!

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