Thursday, August 18, 2016

OFF TO THE BEACHES

Divine may have been the Beauty of the West, but the Mistress is Tease of the East!!!
Hi-Dee Ho to all my darling Love Bugs!
As you can see, I’m ready to get back on the road after a lovely time in the mountains of the Pocono's. All of you who visited me this summer know that it has been filled to the brim with fun crowds, amazing locales, some late night clandestine's, and beautiful weather! And maybe just a cock-a-tail or two! One of the many thrills this summer was sharing these trips with close friends and trying out some new square cuts.I know how challenging life-on-the-road can be, so I did what I could to help and left my underwear and swimsuit case open. Interesting that only Ms.Moorecock and Mistree Maddie's #1 Fan took advantage of that. I’m not sure what they used, but I think finding a few pair missing and a can of Redi Whip, and a box of award winning fudge in the case is worrisome.But enough of the past! It's now time to depart again! First up.....Rehoboth Beach!!!!!
I guess I won't be Promenading.
I am heading there with my good friends the Capital Street Duo for some days....and  then back to the Casa for a day, then hitting the road again with The Lad and company to Provincetown....
 Now get outside and enjoy! And please, please don’t let the weather scare you. It’s been a crazy summer! Just follow my lead – put on your tanning oils and skivvies, wear your widest brim, pull the chinstrap down, so your hair doesn’t fly off, and head into the fresh ocean wind like Governor Christie chasing a Twinkie!  In the meanwhile...please feel free to use the Casa Pool and Cabana while I'm away!!! The houseboys are already having fun!
 
See ya in a couple weeks!
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38 comments:

  1. mistress, if you promenade, passer by will think it's a stop gate. I just gratefully to be going!

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  2. Can I go PLEAAASEEEEE! You won't even know I'm there. You certainly do have fun and take advantage of all of summer's pleasures. You'll be missed.

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  3. I want to be covered in sand and sea salt. I didn't get to beach yet this year.... I need to. I must. I will die soon if I don't. Even if it's the Jersey shore! (gasp!!!! Loving the Pan Am bag! Is that all your taking? The only thing in there is probably your gin and square cuts! Have a blast

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    1. Besides gin and square cuts, what else is needed?

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  4. Have a good time, and while we'll miss you, I do believe I'll be enthralled by the houseboys many floatation devices.

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    1. I'm especially fond of the pool noddle myself.

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  5. The scent of sea and sand and salt and wind and sun makes me swoon! Have a blast and soak up enough for this old goat.

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  6. Oh yes, I coming!!!!!! Have a great time and my only request is some swim suit snaps of that lovely package. Now on to those houseboys.....

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  7. The best kind of summer you have if you ask me. Have a swell time and try to behave yourse....oh forget it. Why ask the impossible.

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  8. I really want your kind of summer and your job. Have a great time, Loving the houseboys..oh lala

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  9. Is it my imagination, or is the flesh more taut and turgid when it's underwater? It might be some kind of buoyancy effect. You could write a scientific paper on it, Mistress. :)

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  10. Your leaving again? I can't keep track of the coming and goings! I hope you have a real good time, but are you sure you want to leave the lovely pool toys behind?

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  11. We see you let the smorgasbord open again.....have a nice time, safe travels.

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  12. those houseboyz are certainly tanned and well-rested...well, except in one area. hopefully you left us some gin, yes?

    enjoy the sea and tea dances and and cock-a-tails!

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  13. oh I love this post!!! all those plump butts! I have my things and am ready for the beach!!! Where should I meet you?

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  14. NOOOOOO not again! Anyway have a great time, and let it ALL hang out.

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  15. We get the distinct impression you'd make the perfect steward on a airplane, only aiming to please. ha ha, Loving that Pan Am bag! Have a great time at these wonderful beach get-aways.

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  16. Take and see you shortly. You'll be happy to know P-Town has two tankers of gin coming next week. Have fun in Rehomo Beach poodle!

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  17. *blinks*blinks*blinks** delicious....all of it!

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  18. Smooches! Have one or three for me!

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  19. Enjoy your time off, and I love the Pan Am bag. I almost bought one a few years back, but I need another bag like I need another hole in my head.

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  20. And, so another adventure begins. I wish you a wonderful time, and safe travels. Drop the squarecuts AFTER you've gotten past the Boardwalk, then no one may accuse you of promenading! I shall miss you... Hugs and kisses, my mistress!!!

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  21. A couple weeks!!!! That should give me enough time at a crack with each houseboy. Have a blast, and het too much sand in your cracks.

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  22. My Gawd - Philip Marlowe would have a helluva time trying to shadow you.

    Indulge and Enjoy!

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    1. He can be a private dick and a femme fatale at the same time, now that's talent.

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  23. Have fun, but you can you ever leave those houseboys? Wow!

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    1. Please, he'll only pick up a dozen more while vacationing.

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  24. Mistress, one of those days, your going to give this old broad a stroke with all your gratuitous houseboy flash!!! We were just to the beach...its always been my source for the ultimate relaxation. I can't seem to picture you and Divine in the same league. You much to lady like. Safe travels dear.

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  25. NO ONE BUT NO ONE does white like the Mistres. You gonna make have to put a ring on it.......I may have some splainin' to do with The Boss but ummm........

    Mark
    The Male Casting Couch

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  26. Just when I thought it was safe to get back in the water...
    JP

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  27. Well hells bells! Haven't you had enough summer yet?

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  28. Loving that outfit and Pan Am bag. You got style cute, with a hint of vintage. Hope you having a great time.

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  29. Have a blast Mistress!!!! Save some of the beaches for us. My lands what a lot of tit and ass those boys have!!!!

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