Monday, August 15, 2016

GLAMPED*TRAMPED*VAMPED*

I sure hope all you love bugs had a lovely weekend!!!
You be happy to know the Mistress survived another fabulous time up at the Woods Campground for their very fun Illuminations Weekend. I also survived, the disco inferno, the heat and humidity inferno, numerous bear traps(they thought they could lure me in with honey), and with my gin in take, managed to not get scolded by any open flames!!! Illuminations is my favorite weekend up at the Woods..so pretty with all the candles, luminaries, torches, and lanterns that light up the night. I give them credit to be brave enough to have so much flame around my gin breath. But this year, I had a new surprise in the form of a guy named Cooper. Cooper is a blog reader of mine and was up from Louisville to come to the Woods. He left word on my blog post, and Ms.Moorecock tried to get word to me, but alas, cell reception is terrible there. After a round about, and asking where a Maddie could be found, he located me. I must admit to being just a tad smitten with this handsome hunk, as he took my breath away! I don't recall, but I may have even dropped my ostrich fan. And my cock-a-tail. And ever so nice too! It was a real pleasure meeting you Cooper!!!! So glad you enjoyed your visit. Now about that glamping......
Some of the beautiful illuminations....
Have you ever wondered what becomes of all the empty gin bottles I go through???
Some of the camp signs and oddities....
Some of the beautiful flora's....
Just four or five people in the pool this weekend...
A gratuitous shot of the Mistress's tanning legs and new square cut....
The Mistress's mode of transport. Not driving mind you....but has his ass carted in the back sidecar!!!!
But the Awwwww moment happened when the Mistress told company and friends I thought I saw a guy just walk pass with two squirrels on his back? I of course, thought I just had to many stiffeners much heat.They all said your drunk!!! Well...and this is the part where if the Dogs Mother is reading...WARNING...tell Abby to leave the room.......
Yes indeed! This gentleman, in every sense of the word, had two baby squirrels on his back! Well, being that I love my Bouvier, I had to know the story. We told me he thinks they fell out of their nest, and the mother hasn't been seen. The day they saw them, every time he and his friend would leave their site, the squirrels would follow them. Then right away, they crawled up the back of him to his shoulders and neck. Needless to say, they were quite the cuties, and crowd pleasers. They even let me pet them, and they were just beyond adorable. Later that day when I saw him, they were still on his shoulders, curled up together, fast asleep. It was pretty oblivious he was getting attached to them too, and I asked what he planned to do when he leaves for the weekend. I have the feeling he might have two new pets!!! It was so sweet, and proof nature works in mysterious ways.
 
So it was yet again another fabulous time glamping. A huge THANK YOU to the staff of the Woods Campground and my dear old, old, and I do mean old friend, Winfred for putting up with my ass, and all their wonderful hospitality, and what a pleasure meeting new friends and seeing some old ones. It was a trip to remember! To read other posts on the Woods, just click the link in the tags.
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50 comments:

  1. well dear...at least the gin bottles made lovely artistic work.

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  2. Mistress, I swear, you get around more than an STD! But I will admit this looks so fun.

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  3. Is it legal for someone to have this much fun? Loving the golf cart, I can just picture you riding in that, waving. But those baby squirrels steal the show! Amazing.

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    1. I have never broke any laws, but may have cracked a few.

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  4. Oh man does this place look like fun. I love camping, but have never been without a tent yet. Loving the Volkswagen camper. You are something else. The squirrels are cute, I wonder what he did?

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  5. Mistress, I too was very happy to meet you, and how adorable you are, while being far from innocent!!! I had a blast there and thank you for taking the time to show me around and for dinner and desert. I'm here to tell you all the Mistress was holding court in the pool when I finally caught up with him, and I just knew it was him. Very cute and can most definitely fill out a square cut!!!! And love the skinny dipping. I hope that sight stays with me for a while. I hope to get back again....the place was incredible, beautiful woods and nature hikes, lake and friendly people. I can't wait to head back already!!!!!!

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    1. Just so you know...Im jealous as hell! And by your cheerful demeanor assume you glimpsed the pendulum ;P SPILL IT!

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    2. It was great meeting you too, you big ripped, handsome thing!!!! We will always have 🎶🎵memories🎶

      Cali-Boi- my lips are sealed honey.

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    3. But Cooper, we need to know if you sampled the goods?

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    4. It was great meeting you too Mistress! I had a great time. And two you boys, without giving much away he could most DEFINELTY fill out a swim suit!!!! If I recall there were more than a few copped feels of the pendulum........

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  6. I still don't know I could camp, but what not to love! Those campsites are crazy. Loving the funny signs and the luminary shots. The lit bottle tress!!!!! And the squirrels!!!!!!

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  7. Now that a great way to spend a weekend. I have always wanted to go camping, this would be a nice alterative. Loved the pictures, especially the bath suit

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  8. How cool are those squirrels! They must have been gay friendly! I'm SO COMING NEXT YEAR, I swear. Loved the tour ....the pool is PACKED

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  9. Those are the tamest squirrels I've ever seen, Mistress! Did you stroke them? But your glamping site looks like heaven on earth - Nature with all the creature comforts!

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    1. I did indeed stroke a few of them, it's like you were there.

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  10. You've packed more into a weekend than I've done in the past year. What enticing photos...

    I've never had squirrels on my back, but I've had a few ex-lovers that I couldn't shake off.
    And I think one hit-man.....

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    1. He's packed more on that square cut than the fabric can handle.

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    2. Jon...some ex are quite hard to rid of, that we mine disappear!!!

      Fearsome, do you need a stylist job at staging "the junk"?

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  11. When I first saw this post title, I thought Cher had a new song out. But you certainly did all three by looks and sounds of it. I'm loving the little pink cabin! And those babies are so cute.

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    1. Ps.......I've already started warning the town of your impending visit. There battening down like there's a hurricane acommin?

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    2. A hurricane is acomming indeed! Wake up the bartends dear.

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  12. hopefully your dainty bits didn't get sunburned! that VW bus reminded me of the 60s...

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  13. SQUIRREL(S)!!!
    (Don't tell Abby but we had a pet chipmunk as kids in Canada.)
    Bless that man :-)

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    1. I knew I had to get a picture of this for you. It was quite something.

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  14. I love the little pink cottage in the woods; I could "camp" in that!

    And, as for the Squirrel Whisperer? Well, i would'a thought it was the gin talking too if you hadn't whipped out the camera!

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    1. thank god that's all he whipped out.

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    2. The pink cabin is on a site could Candy Land and has several little cabins on it along with a beautifully enclosed trailer. It's a wonderful site.

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  15. Wow, sounds a fabulous time to me!

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  16. I'm glad you had a great time, and I loved seeing the squirrels and the old VW camper. You hardly see those on the road anymore.

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    1. I always thought a 70's porn show should be shot in one. Not that I did mind you.

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  17. All I saw was the nice hairy legs and swim suits, did you say,something?

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  18. I want to go swimming, or at least hang around, that pool!

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    1. The early bird catches the worm! One had to be up early to get a chair.

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  19. Sounds like a good time was had by all!

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  20. This was looking beautiful - gorgeous glamping, gams, and glows - until I looked at the pool pic and discovered nudity! Well, I've never been more shocked and appalled. I had to have another look as I couldn't believe my eye, and I saw another couple of naked men! For the good of all, I will now take it upon myselves to carefully scrutinise it at length...

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    1. And there was plenty of length to be seen!

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  21. You will do anything to avoid a Monday, won't you? Sorry, I mean you'll do EVERYTHING :-)

    Jx

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    1. You know me better than my doctor, I swear.

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    2. Except I need to take fewer swabs. Jx

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  22. Mistress how one can glamp is beyond me, but yet again you prove there is such a thing as glamping. Sounds like it was a very fun weekend up there. I do think I could grab a book and plant myself at any of those sites. Loving the pink cabin. And the squirrel story was very heartwarming. And cute.

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  23. I remember our posts from before, and have always thought this place sounded like so much fun. Love all the photos and the night time lights. I sure hope you didn't burn your ass?

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  24. What a wonderful time you had. Lovely to see at least one bare ass heading for that pool! And, the pic of that lovely basket...my, I almost lost a mouthful of my morning Joe.
    I'm known in some circles as St Francis of Assisi...those baby squirrels would have found me eventually, too, had I been there.
    Hugs, my mistress.

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    1. What is it with his bulge we can't stop staring?

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  25. You have way too much fun Mistress.

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  26. WHAT A BALST!!!! I want to come next year too!

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  27. What a blast! I really enjoyed the tour and the VW Camper just screams hot sex! I need to go here sometime. How cool you got to meet a reader too.

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