Thursday, August 4, 2016

DID YOU HEAR?

 
Spiderman and Aqua Man were busy with fighting crime one afternoon leaving Superman very bored just flying around the sky, horny as hell, when all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman , naked, spread eagle sitting on top of a building. "This is my chance to finally nail her!"  So he swoops down to her faster than a speeding bullet, bangs her, and is gone in the blink of on eye.  Wonder Woman sits up and says " What the hell was that?"  The Invisible Man rolls off her and says.
" I have no idea...but it hurt like hell!!!"

15 comments:

  1. I initially didn't know where you were going with that one - - but you went right for the Funny Bone (nothing sexual implied, of course).
    I appreciate the laughs!

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    1. Why waste the time....go right for any bone right away.

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  2. Superman always was a lousy lover. He should have used lube.

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    1. I could have sworn the invisible man visited here a few times....unexpected.

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  3. i cantstand a man who's wham, bam, thank you mamam. how do you deal with that mistress?

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    1. What's this look like? An all night diner?

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  4. does this describe your many conquests, mistress?

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  5. Hilarious... and it took ME by surprise, too.

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  6. That was good. I need that chuckle.

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  7. Well now we know the Invisible Man is the one with the staying power. I'll be choosing him.

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  8. Oh, that's so bad. Still made me laugh though!

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