IT'S HAPPY HOUSE BITCHES!!!!
Happy Hour....It's a popular time at the Casa du Borghese, with or with out the Mistress. May we grab you a cock or tail with the houseboys till the Mistress arrives???
have you noticed yet, I'm not as lady like as the Mistress? But he's a more filthy whore, don't let him fool you. Now what may we serve you???
He' isn't back yet?!? In the meantime, I'll take one, straight up with a twist.
ReplyDeletedo you smell the cheap scent of whore around here? no? then he isn't back yet I surmise.
DeleteI assume that was shaken, and not stirred?
ReplyDeletemore liked yanked a few things, just a guess.
DeleteI love a man who can dress for happy hour.
ReplyDeleteyou should see the dinner dress code.
DeleteTHAT is one well-defined cock-a-tail! is there any gin left in the tanks?
ReplyDeletein the mistress's absence, gin sales are up actually, since others can buy it.
DeleteShaken, not stirred :)
ReplyDeleteor yanked and pulled, which ever gets results.
DeleteNOW THAT is what I call happy hour! Pour me another!
ReplyDeleteum, that is NOT the drink tap dear.....it's over here......
DeleteWhat lovely garnishes. How is the Mistress anyhow? Pickled no doubt?
ReplyDeletewell preserved I hear.......
DeleteI love a bar tender who can enjoy his creations.
ReplyDeleteyou should see what he does with the olives!
DeleteThe cock in question appears to be resting on the abdomen, so maybe it's not as stiff as its owner would like us to believe. What is your preferred method for testing the stiffness of a stiffy, Ms Moorecock?
ReplyDeletecall me old fashioned, but the good ole oral test is still tried and true.....
DeleteI like a man who keeps his socks on for ANY eventuality.
ReplyDeleteJP
but no underwear?
DeleteI don't smoke ...............
ReplyDelete.............................
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.............cigars
and I heard you never pass up a stiff one?
DeleteAw... I missed Happy Hour last night. Any gin left? If a houseboy is unaccounted for, don't worry. I'm only borrowing him for the long weekend. ;-)
ReplyDeletejust mail him back fed ex.
DeleteAnd who doesn't enjoy a good stiff at the days end?
ReplyDeletein your case I hear 24/7
DeleteI knew your houseboys were scantily clad, but MY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewell, there pretty to look at but not much else...so the mistress sees it as cutting down on the water bill.
Deletesuch a pretty swizzle stick too.
ReplyDeleteonly the best to stir that drink with
DeleteI see it's another casual weekend till the Mistress gets back then.
ReplyDeleteyeah, then we have to wear millenary in addition to socks.
DeleteI see that the towels have not returned from the Laundry yet.
DeleteThere appears to be no open chairs...I may have to "sit" on the houseboy.....
ReplyDeleteI'll have another.
ReplyDeleteA shot o that will get this beard up and out of bed fast!
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to forgive my social director....she is very filthy.
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