Friday, July 15, 2016

IT'S HAPPY HOUR

IT'S HAPPY HOUSE BITCHES!!!!
 
Happy Hour....It's a popular time at the Casa du Borghese, with or with out the Mistress. May we grab you a cock or tail with the houseboys till the Mistress arrives???
 
have you noticed yet, I'm not as lady like as the Mistress? But he's a more filthy whore, don't let him fool you. Now what may we serve you???

37 comments:

  1. He' isn't back yet?!? In the meantime, I'll take one, straight up with a twist.

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    1. do you smell the cheap scent of whore around here? no? then he isn't back yet I surmise.

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  2. I assume that was shaken, and not stirred?

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    1. more liked yanked a few things, just a guess.

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  3. I love a man who can dress for happy hour.

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  4. THAT is one well-defined cock-a-tail! is there any gin left in the tanks?

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    1. in the mistress's absence, gin sales are up actually, since others can buy it.

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    1. or yanked and pulled, which ever gets results.

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  6. NOW THAT is what I call happy hour! Pour me another!

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    1. um, that is NOT the drink tap dear.....it's over here......

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  7. What lovely garnishes. How is the Mistress anyhow? Pickled no doubt?

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  8. I love a bar tender who can enjoy his creations.

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    1. you should see what he does with the olives!

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  9. The cock in question appears to be resting on the abdomen, so maybe it's not as stiff as its owner would like us to believe. What is your preferred method for testing the stiffness of a stiffy, Ms Moorecock?

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    1. call me old fashioned, but the good ole oral test is still tried and true.....

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  10. I like a man who keeps his socks on for ANY eventuality.
    JP

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  11. I don't smoke ...............
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    .............cigars

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    1. and I heard you never pass up a stiff one?

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  12. Aw... I missed Happy Hour last night. Any gin left? If a houseboy is unaccounted for, don't worry. I'm only borrowing him for the long weekend. ;-)

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  13. And who doesn't enjoy a good stiff at the days end?

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  14. I knew your houseboys were scantily clad, but MY!!!!!!!

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    1. well, there pretty to look at but not much else...so the mistress sees it as cutting down on the water bill.

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  15. such a pretty swizzle stick too.

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  16. I see it's another casual weekend till the Mistress gets back then.

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    1. yeah, then we have to wear millenary in addition to socks.

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    2. I see that the towels have not returned from the Laundry yet.

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  17. There appears to be no open chairs...I may have to "sit" on the houseboy.....

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  18. A shot o that will get this beard up and out of bed fast!

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    1. You'll have to forgive my social director....she is very filthy.

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