I know what your thinking. "Your telling me this gin infused bitch is leaving again...after only working a week?"
Well, hell yes I am!!!!! Little ole me is exhausted again!!!! This time it's off to Fire Island, my second time there. I am going with some of the clan for hopefully a more relaxing trip compared to my first trip to Rehoboth and Newport. I understand the house is very private, and the beaches there are so cool to relax on. So much to see and take in.
And I swear...I'll stay on the wagon and behave. *if you believe that one, I'll tell you another! I'll return in two weeks or so, unless I get kidnapped, my back goes out, or I get sold into a sex trade. But I do leave you with two summer tidbits. For some summer advice....
And second, upon my return I will have Ms Moorecock pull two names for my lovely Summer Fun Give-Away!!!!! This will only be my third surprise give away since blogging, it's my way of thanking you for stopping in, and because I love giving. What is it , what are the stipulations, and how do you get the goods? Well.....
Summer Fun consist of summer essentials!!!
We have here some of my favorite things.... a bottle of Pimm's, cock-a-tail napkins, a wonderful soy candle from Scentsational with the scent Coastal Collection, a carton of Milly Green Sea Salt and Carmel Award-Winning Fudge, a desk top Beach Volleyball set...for the slow times at the office, and a sleek pair a Ray-Ban aviator sunglasses!!!!!!! And one other surprise not shown here!!!! Cool right?!? Now the rules. Nothing dirty I swear! The winners must be in the USA or Canada, because of the shipping cost. Unless you want to come pick it up at the Casa du Borghese and make a weekend of it with me, the houseboys, and a can of Redi Whip and strawberries!!! I will award two, one blogger and one reader, you must make a comment to this post, and express interest to be placed in the drawing, and tell me what you like best about the summer season. That's it! Once I'm back, Ms Moorecock, or perhaps Ulele Griswold if I can't find Moorecock, will draw the names, as always, out of my cock-a-tail shaker. Good luck to all and my houseboy will present.
Just to clarify....he doesn't actually come with the Summer Fun Give away. Now if you excuse me as I toddle off.... I am out of here...I'll see you in a few weeks!!!!
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Oh, my...I am so jealous! Two weeks on Fire Island...I hear the (moving) sights are exhilarating, the (moving) landscape can be titillating, and bits can get burned if one is not careful. Nevertheless, I wish you safe travels, more fun than you can imagine.
ReplyDeleteNow, who wouldn't be interested in the Prize Package? It sounds quite glorious. What do I like best about Summer? It makes it possible to be naked for everything, swimming, biking, hiking, drinking (mustn't forget that!), and partying; housecleaning, cooking, and laundry; mowing and edging the lawn, and trimming the bushes. I'd add sleeping, but we all know we should be doing that for our own safety anyway.
Have a wonderful trip, my mistress. We shall miss you. Hugs!!!
Two weeks! I wish I could take that much time off at one time, but then again I love having at least one three-day weekend every month.
ReplyDeleteI'm in on the drawing. What do I like best about summer? It's nice to have sunlight until 8pm, and our seasonal weather much of the time is 85 degrees, low humidity and a slight breeze.
No wonder rent is skyrocketing again. :-(
please enter me! summer is baseball and cookouts and ice cream! and naked sleeping!
ReplyDeleteI like Baseball too. At least the Phillies are going a little better this summer.
Deleteyeah yeah, but we still suck ass! :(
DeleteWhat do I like best about summer?
ReplyDeleteLess clothes to wear. That is always a plus and makes "gettin' down to bidness" a lot easier.
Have a fiery time ... see what I did there ... and have some boys rub lotion, or something, on you to protect you from the sun!
Your going again?!?!? You lucky dog. We, I would love to be entered! My favorite part of summers? The vacations of course. And chilled margaritas.
ReplyDeletewait.....you wear underwear?
ReplyDeleteMaddie... you can not mail alcohol in the USA. I learned the hard way by trying to mail Eldest pumpkin beer for Halloween. They did not accept my excuse that Halloween is a High Holy Holiday around our house.
ReplyDeletexoxoxoxo
please , when she flies its like a flying distillery.
DeleteYou are supposed to say it's olive oil. That's how I ship wine to Maddie.
DeleteYes.....enter me! Well, you know what I mean. What exactly is the hunk smuggling in those speedos anyway.....its very hypnotizing watching it bounce. And thats why i enjoy summer....men half naked.Have another great trip....scandal sure to find you!
ReplyDeleteHow cool is that?!? You can enter me too, or is this to many for one day? I am jealous about fire island, its always a blast there and beautiful. I love the hot temps myself, and can't forget the skinny dipping..Have a great time and enjoy.
ReplyDeletelove summer because of the half or all naked men and the beach! You may be loose the Pimms though, I don't think you can send in mail. Are you sure you can't include the houseboy?!?!? Have a blast on the island.
ReplyDeleteI will politely refrain from the contest, in order to give other more worthy people a chance.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the last time I said "ENTER ME" I was besieged by a dozen truckers at an Amarillo rest stop and was sore for a month.....
(am I smiling as I write this???)
Fire Island??? You lucky vixen! The last time I saw Fire Island, Mae West was a child and McKinley was running for president.
Have a fantastic time!!!!!!
(but, of course, I know you will....)
Your leaving the casa again?!? Well miss you. Have a fabulous trip! But I do sense maybe some naughty times coming.what a sweet give away! I love summer for the longer days and swim suits. I just bought 5 new cuts, so I best get to the beach soon.
ReplyDeletemy best advice to you is, wear sunglasses when that man above here approaches you. boing boing boing.......
ReplyDeleteWith you libido , you need to keep more than your undies in the freeze. Have a fabulous trip.
ReplyDeleteThat would make it one of those frozen ice pops then. Wouldn't it?
Deletea chastity belt.....and throw away the key.
DeleteI can't enter this competition from the Congo, so I'll have to be content with being a voyeur! I can guess what you like about Summer, Mistress - frequent vacations and swimming trunks packed with meat and vegetables!
ReplyDeleteI take you have seen the Mistress's market bag? It is generally pack, hence the screaming fabric!
Deleteusually overflowing I have found.
Deletedon't forget to douche...twice a day!
ReplyDeletenot to worry, he never leaves home with out a douche or moist towelettes.
DeleteThis gin-infused bitch hasn't worked since the beginning of July. Busy mapping out travel plans for the rest of the year.
ReplyDeleteOh and you don't need to enter me. I still have that prize you won years ago. Perhaps one of your readers might like it.
Deleteshit, im beginning to wonder if either of you bitches work for a living!?!?! It is pasty and edina.
DeleteI was working -- kindergarten teacher. Really. I'm great with kids and I'm a great teacher. Because ya know Edina did have Saffy. Been a teacher for almost 15 years. And every now and then I run into young adults who were in my classroom.
DeleteBut earlier this year my mom died and so I took a leave of absence from work. And while on my leave, I got laid off. Again.
I plan to do a lot of travel in the fall.
A lovely give away!!!! I would love yo submit my hat in the ring. Summer? What's not to love? My favorite thing is probably corn on the cob! I can't believe your leaving again! Have a fabu time!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, he doesn't come WITH the give-away, but how about AFTER? By the way, I have always wanted a little orange bikini -- packaged just like in the video.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I DO want to entered in the drawing... and I'm regularly in the States so can give you an address there. However, even if the guy in the bikini is not the prize, I at least expect him to deliver it.
DeleteYour too kind to us! Great give away....the beach volleyball is great for play with balls at my desk!! We will miss you but have a sinfully debacherious beach holiday.
ReplyDeleteSince you generally entered me over and over, and I swipe stuff from your house anyway I'll refrain from entering. Fire Island?!? Maybe I should get down there?
ReplyDeleteunfortunately our mistress is spreading chaos and good will, one cock at a time.
DeleteMistress, what a lovely give away for summer. It like receiving a slice of the Mistress. You don't have to enter me as tempting as the though is, but my favorite part of summer is the birds, flowers and the summer fruits. Have a great time on Fire Island....its been years since I was there with "the boys" ! Its lovely there. We'll miss you.
ReplyDeleteYipppppeeee! Please count me in! But my favorite part of summer is,always your visit , OF COURSE! Hsay hi to the boys of Fire Island for me.
ReplyDeleteWell since I'm here and will be waiting for your return, yes please enter me in the fun drawing! Are you sure you can't include the boy?!? Have a wonderful trip
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to men , I have the feeling the mistress is a greedy bitch.
DeleteWell summer is my favorite season. I love the beaches, the hot weather and hiking. So yes, you may enter and re enter me so many times as you wish! I have heard very good things about fire island, have never been. Have a blast.
ReplyDeleteDid someone say Rayban's?!?! Hell yes I'm in. A very nice give away. Well for me the best thing IS keeping my undies in the freezer!
ReplyDeleteAnd need I say, I'll miss you in your absence??
DeleteEnjoy Fire Island! I'm a first time reader. Looks like good times are to be had around here. Simultaneously the best and worst thing about summer is swass.
ReplyDeleteI know the mistress would give you a warm welcome if he was here, among other things.
DeleteHave a great time, what do I love about summer, the summer bodies - nice and tan
ReplyDelete"I'll return in two weeks or so, unless I get kidnapped, my back goes out, or I get sold into a sex trade." I believe all these will happen and enjoyed! I will refrain form the drawing since seeing you in P-Town will be gift enough. I will try to bring to life that man walking toward you with the full basket. That is if you ever come back!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat with all this "im in", "yes, enter me", "enter me again and again...does anyone else think it sounds like a bathhouse? But I loved to be entered Mistress! Pool season is my favorite part...floating on a raft, with a libation just relaxing. You on any wagon and staying on would be a miracle.
ReplyDeleteSweetie, you look just like a Ban de Solei ad! Have a blast of a trip hon. I will wait and read about the dirty deeds in the bar rags.
ReplyDeleteA hot guy in an outdoor shower shoud be reason enough to enjoy summer! Have a blast...Fire Island is a great get way and yes, please enter me!
ReplyDelete*following the swinging pendulum*
ReplyDelete.........Oh Did you say something dear?
By all means, I would to be entered, I mean , enter me!!! Summer, whats not to love? Wearing shorts is by far my favorite, and half naked men.
ReplyDeleteGod. Since "Brexit" we can't even get international trade from The Mistress! And she's had more troops land on her than Iwo Jima... Jx
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