Wednesday, June 15, 2016

HEADING OFF FOR SANDY BEACHES

Hello to all my darling lambchops!
I’m off to several beach locales
Being that I’m not great with directions, I’m bringing my Oriental best, a few chic Tahitian ensembles, one or two flamenco pieces, along with a set of maracas and my yellow sombrero, and my infamous conch shell. You just never know and I want to be prepared! First up I'm heading to Rehoboth Beach with MM #1 Fan and some fun in the sun, then heading back to meet Daddy Warbucks, where we will then venture up to Martha's Vineyard and end in Newport where his boat is dock. So it is that time of year again to open up joke central on me being on vacation all the time, I'll wait....... Needless to say I'll be gone for a time tanning my fanny in the sun.
 
But when I return, watch this space for a fun summer give-a-way!!!
XOXO and one for Goddess Cock-a-tail
Mistress Maddie
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53 comments:

  1. Ahhhh so this is why you had a help wanted ad for the house boys yesterday? Did I get it??? Not to worry, they are be in good hands. Have a,great time as you do.

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  2. Bon Voyage darling! Have a great time and don't burn that weenie!

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  3. Have a blast!!!! I see your already in a dancing mood! I will miss you!

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  4. Conch shell? You got a great hang, I mean form. I say show it all off. Most importantly...ENJOY you time away....lucky dog.

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    1. That's just it. If " the hang" is constantly out.....we'll get no where.

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  5. Ah, the lovely Lena Horne. And if I know you, you'll be shaking you maraca good and quite often! Keeps it healthy....so I hear. Have a wonderful time, I will miss your daily posting.

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  6. Be careful in the sun
    a burned ass is no fun
    (this wasn't intended as a pun)

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  7. Safe travels. Good times. Gin. Men.

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  8. Have a most wonderful time. Of course, I am jealous as hell. But, such are the things life is made of - ups and downs. May you have all ups. My many hugs to my mistress for joyous, safe travels!

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  9. Have fun! I can't wait for my three-day weekend to arrive, too.

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  10. Tanning your Danny?!?! Just don't burn the piece dela résistance!!!! Have a sinful good time.

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  11. I see you already practicing your entrance number. FABULOUS! have a wonderful trip, and try to behave and keep both feet on the floor.

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    1. please, with those legs he could crack a coconut if he could get them together.

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  12. Great travels. Keep those buns safe! Thanks for all the Lena images form "Jamaica." It's got me singing "Push De Button."

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  13. Alert the gin manufacturers that their ship has come in!

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    1. the houseboyz and ms. moorecock and I will drink what the mistress left behind at the casa!

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  14. Does this mean it time for the Mistress Borghese Summer Tour of 2016? Will you work at all???? I so need your job.

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  15. Wait. Daddy Warbucks had a boat too? Marry mum the minute he asks you!!!!!! Have a fabulous time.

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    1. Dorothy Shaw: "Honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don't care about money?"

      Lorelei Lee: "Please, we're talking serious here!"

      Role models for The Mistress. Jx

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    2. Didn't you two know, any ladle that dishes out gravy is sweet.

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    1. Too late.....probably already did.

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    2. I have the feeling that'd be like holding back dam waters?

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  17. Pink and yellow are definitely your colors! Have a great time away. We'll see you in the fall!!!!!

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  18. Mistress I love you and I'm jealous!!! First, I love Lena Horne, my all time favorite actress...and I'm jealous because I absolutely love Newport. I remember your post from your last trip....i enjoyed them immensely. Have a wonderful time for me and you.

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  19. You lucky thing you! Om loving your departure look above! And dance. Enjoy your rejuvenating trip....nothing like beaches to refuel the soul.

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  20. Have a wonderful time....and take more pictures with the conch shell.....or wothout😈

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  21. And I expect your boat will do some docking too, no doubt?
    Have fun, dahling!

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    1. It's always a slow pull in and a quick pull out. So I hear.

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  22. The minute I arrive your off. I won't take it personally....its hard to restrain a thing of beauty.

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  23. Have a great time and hurry back, you know I live vicariously through you and you sex life.

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  24. Have a great get a away! I'm sure you'll have an amazing time. I adore Newport!!!

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  25. You poor thing traveling again so soon. Have a blast with the boys and how about some swim shot pictures?!?!

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  26. The mistress sandwiched between two black men.....why does that surprise me? Have a great trip ...pass some of the vacation time here will you?

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  27. Your gone!!!!!!! Bon voyage ....and have a fabulous trip. Save those sordid stories for us!

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  28. Don't overcook your fanny, Mistress, I'm sure most diners prefer it medium rather than well done!

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    1. his frank is more more popular than the buns.

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  29. You do a double side slit go well Mistress!!! Happy trails to you!!!! Or tails, whichever you prefer.

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  30. Have a blast!!!!! Will you be wearing anything all summer besides a square cut?????

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  31. Oh Mistress...safe travels dear. I'll just be waiting here at the bar with the boys..... My what asses they have...

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  32. I'm back and now your gone! Hope you having a great time! And staying out of trouble.

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  33. I just bet your playing other instrument other than maracas. Hope you'll be back soon. BOAT? He may be your Rhett Butler!!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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