That's right...it's Monday dear's so.......
With all my weekend guest gone....I'm exhausted! Thank goodness I had the foresight to take Monday off. My friend J left just an hour ago. He had a good weekend, but I think he was a tad disappointed he didn't get to have a roll in the sheets. Well, upon getting up your Mistress needs nourishment. Being the respectable hostess that I am, I let him cup a few goods first, before coffee and a side car arrived. Now I'm relaxing the rest of the day, unless of course my annoying neighbor should see the towne car in the drive and come wondering about all the men coming and going. Ulele Griswold and I are not fond of each other. You know the type. A busy body, always judging your lawn cutting and gardens, running a white gloved finger on the foyer table, inspecting the crystal drops on the chandeliers for clarity. Checking to see if I'm using said crystal drops as ear rings. (Why yes, I have. You should see the wonderful gay rainbow prisms they give off at Pride festivals), inspecting how much refuse is on the curb. Always wonders why I have so many house boys. Well, good help is worth keeping I tell you. Why, were just like the Mirror Crack'd, a murder mystery about the two famous movie stars, Marina Rudd and Lola Brewster. This would be a general exchange between Ulele and yours truly....
more later lamb chops......
"checking to see if I'm using said crystal drops as ear rings. (Why yes, I have. You should see the wonderful gay rainbow prisms they give off at Pride festivals)" Brwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Your lucky your off...it's beautiful out today.
ReplyDeleteand here I thought you were showing home movies of us again.
ReplyDelete"I've always thought of Lola as one of my oldest *oldest* friends."
DeleteAh yes the Mirror Crack'd! Good cat fights for sure, and oneliners Dynasty had nothing on the movie.
ReplyDeleteWait, you sent someone home with blue balls? Miracles never cease. The poor boy
ReplyDeleteThere is at least one in every neighborhood dear.
ReplyDeleteWait.... you are implying I have two chins? And how can you blame J for wanting some field time, especially if he saw it swing around in the morning?
ReplyDeleteit's rather a very tempting morsel am I right?
DeleteYour off today? I'm shocked. No doubt giving Ulele something to talk about.
ReplyDeleteWhen they stop talking about you be worried.
DeleteBags, Bags, go away, come back on Doris Day.
ReplyDeleteJP
Have you seen the old girl lately? For 92, she still looks pretty darn good.
DeleteHell, I'd just taken the bull by the horn......
ReplyDeleteI like your technique.
DeleteOh Mistress, your catty sense of humor keeps me in stiches. I haven't seen the Mirror Crack'd in ages. Not the best movie, but still it was delicious with ensembles, cast and some good ole cat fights and campy one liners. Even had Angela Lansbury playing Miss Marple.
ReplyDeleteAnd at least she was wearing the ole turtle necks of Jessica Fletcher.
DeleteMarina Rudd: [to Lola Brewster] "What are you supposed to be, a birthday cake? Too bad everybody's HAD a piece."
ReplyDeleteWell, my cakes are MOIST and DELICIOUS DEAR!
DeleteI love that one liner! Monday seems to be going fine right now, but the work day is only half over. *gasps*
ReplyDeleteyikes @#*!
DeleteHappy Monday Mistress! One of my favorite bad campy movies...
ReplyDeleteLola Brewster: You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.
Marina Rudd: Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie.
Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it!
DeleteI need to see that movie, I'm a huge fan of Kim Novak...it looks like a riot, based alone of those head pieces.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I missed this post,,,,but I have many times used that very line of my other half. Hold your chin up...both of them. Sounds like you had a packed weekend.
ReplyDeletetoo many mojitos at mixto, dear?
ReplyDelete"I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie!"
ReplyDeleteFaboo... Jx
I had the feeling this movie might make you moist.
DeleteIt's one of my camp faves! Of course.
DeleteI just wish they'd made the damned film-within-a-film - imagine the slappings Lola Brewster as Elizabeth I and Marina Rudd as Mary Queen of Scots could have got up to... Jx