I am the professional Mistress of the Estate and looking for a fun, responsible(most of the time) and experienced person to watch over my stable of houseboys. You will be a sitter of sorts with at least three years experience around nearly naked men. You must love eyecandy, looking at muscles and bulging baskets, and be reliable, trustworthy, punctual and well prepared to handle randy boys and have the ability to sling some back with them. You will be required to work during the week with many occasional evenings/weekends for which you will be paid overtime... trust me.
Your responsibilities will include: Hosing down the boys after pool time, Putting the boys in at night, Making sure they are changing clothes and often, Bathing the houseboys, Playing and entertaining with the houseboys, playing games, like Show And Tell, spin the Bottle, Naked Twister and Truth or Dare. Reading under the sun while over seeing their swimming.
Your responsibilities will include: Hosing down the boys after pool time, Putting the boys in at night, Making sure they are changing clothes and often, Bathing the houseboys, Playing and entertaining with the houseboys, playing games, like Show And Tell, spin the Bottle, Naked Twister and Truth or Dare. Reading under the sun while over seeing their swimming.
You will need a current First Aid certificate, in case mouth to mouth is needed.
In return, you will be welllaid treated and will receive a few hefty tips, and meals prepared, have full use of the legendary Casa du Borghese and pool, and be treated to a very well stocked bar, not to mention all the adoration and passes from the houseboys. Please inquire within.
In return, you will be well
They take orders too...not to worry.
I have extensive experience with a stable of raunchy trail guides and thereby submit my application.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt they'll be in good hands with you!!!
Deletejesus fucking christ! if you pick me, it will feel like I died and went to heaven!
ReplyDeleteJesus, Joseph and Mary....ya ain't even here yet and you sound winded with ecstasy.
Deletehoney, at MY age, just thinking about sex makes me winded! ;-b
DeleteI have a good background in such important matters of state, and can provide glowing references... Jx
ReplyDeleteI need my opera glasses......i though you said blowing references! 🍸🍸
DeleteThose as well. Jx
DeleteI'm guessing a few houseboys will be unaccounted for after we all see this post.
ReplyDeleteI know nothing about that. ;-)
Moorecock has been trained in search and seize.
DeleteHell....compared to my job, this will be a walk in the park. Bring them on a say.
ReplyDeleteAcid....." will be no cake walk slut puppy."
DeleteI would love nothing more than to work their, but I have the feeling ill be having alot of dry mouth.
ReplyDeleteAnd I though chapped lips would be first thing to happen
Deletewhat am I .....chopped liver?
ReplyDeleteUntil you learn to play a game of pool with the correct pool stick......
DeleteI am willing to offer my services for free. I also come (no pun intended) with a chef.
ReplyDeleteJP
Oh no....you guys can just come and hang out....no pun intended. You can wear the speedos.
DeleteI wanted to apply for the "position" but before I got to your door I was trampled flat by a large and eager mob.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm flat as a proverbial pancake, in traction, in the hospital. Please don't send flowers. Send me that hunk wearing the inner-tube.
Won't he put you in either traction? Maybe you can be Ms Moorecocks assistant. She needs help.
DeleteWell, I would apply, but I think the heart palpitations would kill me. I haven't seen a supple ass like that since William was in his thirties.
ReplyDeleteI know a female gorilla who would love to apply for this job, but the boys might not like the firm hand of her discipline, which would frequently be applied to their butt cheeks.
ReplyDeleteTheir use to it. Do you speak from experience?
DeleteWait, you didn't ask me....with ALL my experience? My oral skills alone are renowned not to mention my stiff discipline.
ReplyDeleteIt will be hard to supervise with a cock in your mouth no?
DeleteYour trick with the ice cube should come in handy then.
DeleteThese boys certainly have personality, one even a bit harder! They do look just Randy as hell.
ReplyDeleteCan I apply for the sober assistant duties? Somebody needs to be able to drive the car in an emergency. I do liquor runs.
ReplyDeleteWill it be a problem if I'm naked with them most of the time??? And how do they feel if I'm at full salute alot?
ReplyDeleteThe casa du Borghese had never looked more magnificent And such nicely formed buns! I think I'll just drop in.
ReplyDeleteIf the house boy on the chaise lounge and the one with the blow dryer go missing....i know nothing.
ReplyDeleteThe front lawn has never looked better!
ReplyDeleteI would love to apply. I'm sure I can stand up to your requirements and then some. Meanwhile your clothing bill for ten must be quite low.....i like that.
ReplyDeleteThose first two......my, their busting out of those underwear! I'm sure if hired I can please one and all.
ReplyDeleteHell yes give me an application! It would be an honor to watch these boys....and their boys.
ReplyDeleteWow, this could be the hottest and most fun job I ever had!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBlushing.........im not used to seeing so much skin, or is it any underwear on the house boys? Either way, I'm their clay mold me.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder your the envy of the neighborhood bitches!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a head on the whole time id be working there. But I am very good at all the games you mentioned.
ReplyDeleteDAMN!!! What I want to ask is where do I sign up to be a houseboy???? I LL do whatever for the interview.
ReplyDeleteI will say, that is a lot of nice ass and cock....it's beyond me how anything gets done around there....so sign me up!
ReplyDeleteI will be more than happy to take the last four boys off your hands.....right quick.
ReplyDeleteThat boy on that raft??? Red Speedo? Man oh man.....what a body and ass! It has me in a hard position.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's just perfect, I'm fun and responsible most of the time. And so luck would have it, I love boys.
ReplyDeleteI think it's great the houseboy on the chaise is pointing us to the bar.
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