Tuesday, June 30, 2015

BEACH EXPOSURE

 
There is something about the first vacation of summer. For me, it's always long over due after the fall and long winter, so I'm usually very much always looking forward to it and ready to go, being I'm definitely a summer baby. And if my good friend Dagny tells you I never work...ignore her!!! Rehoboth Beach is usually my first stop for summer, probably always will be. And you can't deny....there is something very rejuvenating about the beach, don't you think? The sea doesn't reward those who are too anxious, too greedy or too impatient. One should lie empty, open and choiceless, as a beach, waiting for a gift from the sea.
 
My departure outfit. And don't be fooled that's the only bag.
 
 
My home away from home..... I feel at peace here more than any other....
 
Preston captured this stunning sunset.......
 
One house....nine guys.......ohhhhh the stories. But I'm not one to kiss and tell.......
 
Two of Preston's friends had never had or seen salt water taffy???? Where in hell were they from Pluto? So we all went to Dolles for a taste, and one can see at times taffy being made. A taffy pull!!!! And not at the house!
 
Forgive me....for this next picture, but I ate my weight in these every day!!!!!!
 
Five of my friends from the house.....the Lad is on far right. Who knew he could jump so high?
 
Our lovely, personable , and hunky hosts'.........
 
My CUTE Chris and Chris.....my libations suppliers...... I've had a crush on Chris on the left for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
 
It really was a lovely vacation. I love the natural feeling the ocean provides. I never feel more relaxed, alive, and beautiful then after I've been seaside. No other feeling like it. And now for my readers that have requested many, many times for a gratuitous shot of myself, WAIT NO LONGER!!!! Here I am back at the Casa with one of my huge snail shells............don't say I didn't warn you..........
 
 
Never let in it be said I don't listen to your requests!!!!!
Tootles!

70 comments:

  1. HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I really should go back and read and see what I forgot already because of the last picture!!!!!!!

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  2. MISTRESS!!!!!! That looks like a mighty good time! The beach looks great too, I should really try to get there some time.

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  3. MOVE THE GOD DAMNED SHELL!!!!!!!!! Otherwise looks like a great time. I so need a vacation.

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  4. boy, I sure hope you got that crab out of there first.

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  5. Gay or not....IM SINGLE!!!!!!!! You have made me blush! You have a great sense of humor! I 'd say you welcomed summer in very well.

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  6. LMAO!!!!! It was a very fun filled trip, but exactly how much gin did you have when you got back, Mr. Sexy Legs?

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  7. I so need to vacation with you guys. And I'm guessing your filling every bit of the shell. Very nice handsome!!!!! We will take what we can get!

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    1. With a shell like that, there should be enough to go around........

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    2. Back in the day, his luck was mistaken for a pool noddle! Imagine my surprise when I found out it wasn't

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  8. I love Rehoboth...it's so close to Philly, but still never seem to get there. And with your figure, were to believe you ate delicious Thrashers everyday????? Looks mighty fine from where I sit.

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  9. * sprays and drops drink* I knew it. A seafood diet. See it, eat it. How do you stay fit!?!?!? I'd be lying honey if I didn't say you got a sexy little package.

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  10. "I'm not one to kiss and tell".......but I'll bet his lips weren't sealed a couple of those nights. AND MOVE THAT DAMN SHELL.

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  11. I'm with Constance on this one!

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  12. I hope you put some plastic or a towel down on that chair.

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    1. I saving that chair just for you on your next visit.

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    2. The Mistress is no Sylvia Fine.

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    3. Imma send some of that plastic that old ladies used to put on their furniture. Then you can just wipe it down after.

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  13. the beach IS a natural health spa, isn't it? calming, relaxing, invigorating. but you left out fudge and pizza on the list of daily eats. did you at least have a nic-o-boli?

    I like the "daddy bear" hosts. and the lad is so YOUNG!?! robbing the cradle, are you?

    the snail shell is a nice touch; a girl must keep SOME secrets from the public!

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    1. Don't get me started on the pizza!!! The Lad is young dear, but youth has its advantages......endurance, stamina, and other earthly delights!!!!! What did you think keeps me young????

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    2. gin? the houseboyz? water from the fountain of youth?

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    3. AM, your too kind, I see why the Mistress liked you! But I'm older than I look. I just hit 30 two months ago!

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    4. I turn 61 in 2 short months; I am old enough to be yo mama! :)

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    5. AM, so you're like our older sister?

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    6. Now if Jon shows up from Dolores DeLargo Towers, the four of us can be the Gin Blossoms!

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    7. Can we drink gin out of a sea shell? Slurp. Jx

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    8. Well, on good nights it has been like a beer tap.

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  14. The beach looks wonderful! But I couldn't possibly go because of all the temptations!

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    1. Temptations? With the mistress? That's just silly talk

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    2. gotta see the merchandise before you make a purchase!

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    3. I'd risk seeing behind shell three!!!!!!

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  15. What a absolutely nice looking time!!!! I too love the beach for the same reasons, but haven't been in years. And I could never pull off such swimwear as yourself!!!!!! OH MY!!!!!! I can see why you and your Lad spent time together. Quality time, no doubt.

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  16. Looks like another great trip! Nothing like a good ole taffy pull. And I would swear I have had a brush with that snail shell before......... Looking good!

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  17. This just made me want to go to the beach pronto!!!! I can only imagine the fun that went on! And MY Mistress....what a huge conch shell you have!!!!!!! What a fun picture I must say.

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  18. That's some big shell, and you know what they say about big shells?
    No, I mean, do you know? Because I don't!

    Anyway, I'm with you about the beach. Years back, when i was living in California, I was offered a job in Santa Fe, New mexico [one of my favorite spots on Earth].

    But I turned it down because it was too far from the sea. I have always lived within ninety minutes--or less--of the ocean so i can get my "fix" when i need it!

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    1. I hear that. I'm the same way Bob. Between new jersey. And Delaware the options are endless. Big shells. Big contents.

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  19. You always have fun vacation. I can't get enough of salt water taffy. But what does one do to get a glimpse behind the shell? And the Lad sure is a cutie😋

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  20. What a fun post! Looks like you broke summer in with a bang. When I'm down, I always head to the closest beach. That always cheers me up. Now do I want the Mistress on a half shell, or a host sandwich on rye. You are quite fit !

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  21. I absolutely love your style for the beach. I swear I need your help in finding clothes to fit! You must fit right in. The beach shots are making me jealous for an excursion, and my......what a revealing picture. You sure keep us shocked!

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  22. Lovely to hear about your escapades! The beach is my "real" place of habitat - where I should be instead of this god-forsaken desert. But, we all have our burdens.
    WHO has never heard of Salt Water Taffy??? From Pluto? I think not...Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away is more like it!

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    1. Happy Birthday dear! And I hear there's a pearl necklace awaiting you in there.

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  24. That is an awesome beach and nothing beats a beach in it's natural state. The Atlantic is more green than blue and that's great for the creatures of the deep.

    You have the fit body of an 18 year old. Great pic! Nice big shell too.

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    1. You took the words out of my mouth.

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    2. Ginger, your are too kind and sweet! And coming from you I'll take that as a compliment! I TOTALLY live beaches and one day hope to move to one. I could easily live in a two room sea shanty right on the beach. To fall asleep listening to waves, with the stars above. Chet- thank you for the compliment also. Your both too sweet.

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  25. I so need a drink from that shell!!!!!! And those gams are getting me hot!

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  26. Looks like an amazing trip! I can see why those two batenders are your favorite....oh my. I love the natural feel of the beach, but the hunk in the chair......hubba, hubba!!!!!!!!

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  27. We love going to Rehoboth and love that ots so gay there. But those fries aren't the only thing calling our name.........

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  28. What a most heavenly site.....like the goddess of love and sex risen from the ocean!!! Now I understand all your dates.

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  29. Amazing beach pictures!!!!! I totally agree about the beach. Years ago when I worked DC, and needed a break work, id take a mental health day and head to Rehoboth. And aren't you just the hot little toss about!!!!!! Great legs!

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    1. Just don't drop me! Beaches are perfect for a mental health day.

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  30. How heartened I am that you love the sea! If my ancestor Bo'sun Bananas were alive to read this post, it would have brought a tear to his eye! How would you have felt about serving on a man 'o war?

    P.S. My females would like to meet your hunky hosts.

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    1. Man o War? Of course I would....who am I to discriminate.

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  31. Awesome vacation. Even though we didn't get the goings on with 9 guys in the house, this will most definitely will do!!!!!!! Now where is the unedited version?

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  32. You certainly have the life and cute boys around you. And I love your recreation of Blue Lagoon!

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  33. Well, what a fantastic vacation!!!! What a way to kick off summer. After seeing the Lad, is it any wonder you look so damn good naked and CAN still eat those fries!?!?

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  34. Nice trip! Is it wrong I'm having many impure thoughts as to what to do with what's under the shell? Man, your fine.

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  35. Mistress, you sure do know how to wet an appetite for the beach!!! Spectacular pictures! I must say I love your fun, bold picture.....you made a old lady blush!

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  36. Were you selling seashells by the seashore?

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  37. Sexy sexy!!! A beautiful trip! I so love the beach too. And how a peak at the tasty surprise under shell. You are fit cute boy.

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  38. Looks like a wonderful trip. My! What a big shell!!!!! Where ever do you tuck that thing? And is it like you fuck yourself? Your one of those queens who looks good in and out of drag!

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  39. Way cool trip!!!!! But does this mean the next picture we get full on cock?

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  40. Beautiful pictures Mistress! ALL of them. :)

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  41. I have totally got distracted by the hot picture! Loss the shell IMMEDIATELY! I miss Rehoboth though.

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  42. Thank you everybody for such nice, compliments! I sure do aim to please.

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