Sunday, June 14, 2015

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

Hello everybody....it's the Casa'a Social Director Anitia Moorcock!!!! The Mistress went pool side yesterday, and never returned, I have the feeling her dainties are on spin cycle somewhere, or he is with some guys somewhere doing a rendition of a London Bridge!!! Or perhaps is still passed out sleeping under on a chaise lounge. In the meantime the Casa'a du Borghese's ever exotic and glamorous, Official Astrologer, Ming Crystal is back!!!!!!!!!

Since  we love you all so much and would give you the clothes off our  backs, well...... maybe not the houseboys, they always seem to have such a strict dress code.... you may ask Ming any question you may have about life. And take a complimently fortune cookie on the way out!!!!!! Of course they are gin flavored. But whatever you do, don't ask to wear, or even touch Ming's diamante' head piece. She stab you with a dirty chopstick!!!!!
 
 
Not to worry about the Mistress though... When the sun comes up he has morals again.

65 comments:

  1. OH NO, the Mistress is missing?!?! I met a guy tonight and wondered if I should take him home? Should I?

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    1. You have unusual equipment for success...use it properly.

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  2. I don't have a question, but Ming...you are stunning!!!!! The Mistress is lucky to have you.

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    1. Yes....quite the dish.

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  3. Oh dear, I hope the Mistress is alright!?! Ming, I have been seeing a man for a month. Should I take the next step and go to bed with him???

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    1. Woman who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.

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    1. have you tried lots of sugar, bottom of gin bottle and male toy stick? This will make one happy. Im always happy.

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  5. So nice to see Ming again, I have a etiquette question. Is it proper to have my neighbors who visit regular use the front of back door? I read it doesn't matter. Meanwhile I do hope the Mistress is comfortable

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    1. back door guest are best I say.

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  6. Will I ever find the perfect man for myself? My hand is getting tired.

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    1. love is on the horizon dear one...I see tall dark and broke.

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  7. See I had the same question. Every guy I meet is gay. Will I ever meet a nice guy too? Has the Mistress gotten her morals back yet?

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    1. ha, ha, ha....that like playing leap frog with a unicorn.

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  8. I really should change my lifestyle. Can I continue for long partying, meeting men. and club hopping all night?

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    1. Lindsay Lohan will be calling...she want reputation back.

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  9. OH MING! How glamorous!!!! I wish William would give me something like this to make me OOH and AHH over.

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    1. difference between Ohh and Ahh is about 4".

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  10. Wow , Ming you are so exotic and stunning, the Mistress is lucky to have you on staff. Now my question is about sex. I prefer the top role but have contemplated a bottom role, but won't that be very uncomfortable?

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    1. bottom like bubble, one small prick and gone.

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  11. I love all my gay friends and wish them well, but will they ever know peace and be accepted everywhere? This is 2015!!!!

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    1. Fortunately, one day, but humans have not yet evolved from idiot yet.

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  12. Is the Mistress ever going to give me a rise around this dump?

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    1. error 404 fortune hazy

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    2. That is not the answer I wanted...try again sparkles.

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    3. You need breathe mint...like bad.

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  13. My wife and I have been fighting over everything lately. How do I argue with her, she always gets the last word.

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    1. There are two ways to argue with woman....neither works.

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  14. I'm so bored here, what should I do with my life?

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    1. A new pair of shoes would do you wonders.

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  15. So far this Mondays sucks. And is getting worst, any thoughts on making it better?

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    1. have you tried a tug and rub?

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    2. please, is that not your middle name?

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  16. What two thing can you tell me about myself?

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    1. Ming sees you enjoy forward thrusts and the future.

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  17. The poor Mistress. Any news yet? And do you think 25 hours on the net looking at porn is too much. I probably need to cut back Im thinking.

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    1. your neighbors say your palm say a lot...especially when it smacks all day.

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  18. Boy, that Mistress loves herself a weekend at the Raven, the poor dear. Now you being all knowing, where can I find something cheap in a dress, im on a budget.

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    1. In the mirror ...to your left.

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    2. The Mistress is well, but went to the beauty shop today and was there for 7 hours...and that was just the estimate.

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    3. dear at your age it's a wonder you haven't been carbon copied yet.

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  19. Oh Ming, I want to be as stunning as you one day!

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    1. with THAT mug. I think not.

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  20. I am seeing two guys Ming and I have no idea how to chose which one to settle on. Any ideas?

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    1. Ming say save a boyfriend for a rainy day.... and another for when it doesn't.

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    2. Im available for rainy days or otherwise!!!!!

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  21. Just so you know, your last fortune for me never happened.

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    1. Sorry , your fortune is in another cookie.

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  22. That Mistress is a crack up. Did she depart for vacation yet? I am happy with my life , but when I settle I sure hope I find a great guy, will I be happy when I do?

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    1. Not to worry built one.....I have a place for you to hide your sausage and you will be happy.

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    2. No not yet....it's hell packing all the liquor.

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    3. I'd be more than flattered to let you handle the sausage, just handle with care

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  23. That Mistress is a crack up. Did she depart for vacation yet? I am happy with my life , but when I settle I sure hope I find a great guy, will I be happy when I do?

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    1. It is a dog eat dog world...you should stop wearing your milkbone briefs.

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  24. Ming looks very statuesque. I'd like to ask her how she manages to point her headdress north while her taut rump is pointing east.

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    1. It is a ancient Chinese secret oh hairy beast, and tight, very very, tight griddle.

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    2. I can't help but wonder if that diamond encrusted cigarette holder has anything to do with that posture?

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  25. Ming I have had three, THREE husbands!!!! Where di I meet a upstanding man there days?

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    1. Not where your looking Madame.

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    1. Just enjoy...sex like a snowfall, you never know how many inches you get.

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    2. It is very unpredictable with what you end up with.

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  27. Alright alright, I think you all worked poor Ming's mind overtime. Go rest now dear. We will bring her back after she has a nice rest!

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  28. I will say, you have a exotic staff Mistress. Ming is not only stunning, but what sharp assed advice.

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  29. I only wanted to know whether to take up darts or perhaps lawn croquet?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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