Friday, August 15, 2014

GONE GLAMPING

 
WELL, looks like the weekend has rolled in!!!!! I'll be leaving, yes again, for the weekend to join my friends, Peter, Kyle and Olen at our friend Gary's lovely campsite at the gay campground, The Woods Campground for the weekend in the Pocono Mountains. I sure hope I'm not greeted by the likes of the above picture!!!!
 
Yikes, they'll be after my honey pot!!!!!!!
 
I have the feeling bears of another type my fancy me!!! They always seem to like my slightly hairy legs!!! But you may recall I don't camp, I glamp!!!!!!!
 
 
As you may remember my friend Gary has a incredible site with a cabin, a trailer that sleeps six, with water, electric, full kitchen, bath and all the other amenities, in addition to a hot tub, fire pit, bar, slushy machine and a golf cart to drive my drunk tired ass around!!!! So there will be none of this.....
 
 
Although this is quite charming!
The weekend will be one of my favorites- Illuminations. The whole campground will glow with thousands of lights, torches, candles in glass, and the paths and trails are lined with luminary bags. It is quite magical to see! I just have to make sure I don't get to close to the flames!!!!
 
So wish me luck and I'll return next week!
 AND NO CALI-BOI....NO NAKED PICTURES OF ME WILL BE POSTED, SO DON'T ASK!!!!!

21 comments:

  1. Mistress, the honey pot will be open all weekend, with no closing in site.

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    1. But where will I place the honey dipper?

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  2. I wanna go too! I never glamped!!!!! Will the boys be hanging out?

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    1. They often do, whether you want them to or not.

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  3. Glamping sounds like so much fun. Hope you have a great weekend!

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  4. DAMN I tried! I would love to check this out sometime. Have a sinful time in the woods!!!!!

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  5. Outdoor plumbing? Oh.Hell.No.

    But you have fun now, y'hear!

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    1. Are you staying you don't like to be joined by several daddy long leggers at the comfort station?

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  6. I too would like to try out this place. Nothing like a outdoor shower! Have a great time.

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  7. bears are some of my favorite people! :)

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  8. The Engineer is also going camping and is deciding to take a cot as we are having thunderstorms and flash flooding. (Does NOT sound as fun as your adventure!)

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    1. Rain and flooding never make for a pleasant glamping trip.

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  9. Mistress,you get around more than am STD I believe. Sounds like a blast.

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  10. That opening picture is great! Even the bears are after your delectable honey pot!!!!! Can't wait to hear about this!

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  11. I'll wait with anticipation for the tales from your "Glamping" trip.

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  12. who needs votives when you're aflame.

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    1. Just don't get to close dear, one gin infused belch and up we go.

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    2. if nothing else, i know how to aim my extinguisher.

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  13. Just don't get to close with your gin intake and baked beans

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  14. A better question would be how many licks till the honey center?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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