LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Very hot looking. I don't know him, but do a man from Ghent, Who had a penis so long it bent.It was so much troubleThat he kept it doubleAnd instead of coming he went.
That's our Cali-Boi! Calli Boi is a bit of a cadYou should see the men he's had! Their belly's are jelly, their arm pits are smelly, but Colin says "Mmmm not bad". Is this correct?
I don't know how to read braile, would he mind?
WOW, look at that face! I do know about McGill, Whose acts grew exceedingly ill, He insisted on habits,involving white rabbits,and a bird with a flexible bill! You know him?
we must ask, does the bill hurt?
Ah, I'll read what ever he is offering.......
Here;s one,A pansy who lived in KhartoumTook a lesbian up to his room,And they argued all nightOver who had the rightTo do what, and with which, and to whom.
That would me me too....all confused, with what goes where.
After staring at that hot bartend, could I ever order after looking at that chest?
There was a lady who's triplets begatNat, Pat and TatIt was fun breedingBut trouble feedingCause she didn't have a tit for Tat. Now where my drink?
An old family favorite my dad use to regail....There once was a man from MadrassWho's balls were constructed of brassWhen jangled togetherThey played stormy weatherAnd lightening shot out of his ass!
I understand the Mistress suffers the same problem.
I'm laughing so hard, I don't even remember what I was going to say..!!!!!!
Well my goodness...as I grab my smelling salts! Sooooooo nice to see you again Bob!!!! Welcome back and please excuse these drunks! They seem to thing it's a dirty limerick night.
Why look at that, after a couple cocktails, it's dirty limerick night at the Casa!!!
Dirty Limerick night? All because of a bartender.You people are nuts.
Well drinking and Limericks do go hand in hand......
An accident really uncannyBefell an unfortunate grannyShe sat in her chairWhilst her false teeth were thereAnd bit herself right in the fanny! My aunt always enjoyed that one!
We all know the lovely DollyShe pops in now and again for a JollyShe got an awful shockWhen she saw Munchy's RockAnd had to cool down by sucking a lolly! Now the bartender is HAWT!!!!
And hers another...Mary had a little Lamb,She tied it to a pylon.10,000 volts went up it's arse,and turned it's wool to nylon!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!