..... Anitia Moorecock here, the Mistress's Social Director. Jules Eastburn stopped by, while of course the no good trollop, the Mistress of the place, is away.
She stopped in to collect some funds for a local charity, all the while giving un-approving looks of my lovely outfit and houseboys around here. She is mean as nails I say. I even heard when her mother died, she was right in there, fightin over quilts ,doilies, and furnishings. Can you believe that? And one of the sisters, she hadn't spoke to in over twenty years, wanted to donate some of the land to the church, but she interfered because she didn't want the church to have it, she says she didn't like the pastor....he wore Bermuda shorts on his days off.
Mean I tell you.